Friday 5/13, I got to leave work at 12:00 which was nice cause I was tired. I went home and got my stuff together for the night’s events (Kassie’s fashion show) and for the weekend (down to Portland to see Eliso). Then I was off to go work out at Mom’s, but halfway there I realized that I forgot my workout stuff. So Mom and I talked, mostly about B and Grandma and I said I would go visit her cause she’s staying at a rehabilitation center on MI. So I showered and ate some food and took off to see her. I stayed for about two hours and helped her clean her purse and get organized. I put lotion on her back cause it was dry and itchy and helped her get some underwear on and she was so embarrassed but that’s part of getting old right? You have to have people help you do that stuff, especially when you have a broken arm. So then it was dinner and I went and sat outside with her cause it was so stuffy inside and it was raining a little but she was shielded and then I really needed to go but didn’t want to leave her outside by herself so I called Grandpa and he came with Toto so I left to go to Kassie’s thing. Susan called me on the way and told me some interesting news from after I left Neighbours. First, Kyle got slutty with some guy in a parking lot, and second some guy named Eli asked him about me…hmmm…very curious…now I feel like I should go back to investigate. I wonder why Kyle didn’t tell him I have a boyfriend. So we’ll see how that goes. Then Kassie beeped in so I got off the phone with Susan and got directions from Kassie and parked across the street and went in. I found her upstairs and she gave me a tour…very nice…and then we went to the dessert table and the show began. It was fun, but what was more fun were the little cheesecakes that were right on hand. Then Daniel showed up and we just talked and laughed about the “Hot Barber Shave” and how he’s going to become a metrosexual and that guys should wax their “back, crack, and sack” pretty funny. We went and sat upstairs after the show and just talked while Kassie poured wine for people and we didn’t “get it” about the guy she likes…too vanilla with no edge. Then I left to go to B’s and realized after I got there that I forgot my jacket and made plans with Kassie to pick it up in the morning. B and I just laid in bed together with Mildred sending endless text messages…but finally went to sleep without going out to Sameer’s.

Thursday 5/12, Diana was having a birthday party down in Pike Place and Susan and I were going dancing afterward, so I had to get ready after work. Luckily Peggy let me go a half hour early so I had more time to lie around and get ready. Showered, prepped, ate dinner, hit the road to go to B’s. Got there and we hung out for a little bit then left. Got to the place…I can’t remember the name right now, but I know I’ll remember it at some point…the party was in the basement of this place and they were setting up speakers and music, with one of the Lashes guys playing Magical Mystery Tour and weird Spanish guitar music, but it was good background music so that was good. We hung out there until like 9 something, and then Diana asked B to go to her house and get a wire for the turntables or something and that would be her present from him, so we did that and I ran it down and then we went to his house. Oh, he had bought me a beautiful bouquet of flowers and given them to me earlier so I just think he is so sweet. So then I called Susan and she thought I had left my phone because I wasn’t picking up and I had told her we would probably be back by 9:30 but it was like um…9:45-9:50 or so. So I left and parked in the lot, then Susan showed up and some bitch almost ran into her car by throwing it in reverse and not even looking, bitch. Susan was pissed, so I showed her my flowers then we went in. We went upstairs and the dance floor was empty, not even my homeless boyfriend was there, or the guy with the long ponytail and chubby girlfriend. So we went and sat at one of the tables down below and just laughed and talked for a while. Then we went to the bathroom and saw Kyle on the way and when we came back out we went out on the dance floor. The music was ok, I liked a lot of the songs but Susan didn’t. We were having a good time, and Kyle spent quite a bit of time dancing with us so that was fun. Then we went outside to get some fresh air and there was a cute guy for Kyle but he was young and didn’t have ID to get in, but he told me I have pretty hair, so he was ok. We thought we saw Craig walking down the alley a couple of times, but it wasn’t. We went back in and told the young boy we would look for his friends, but we didn’t. We danced to a couple more songs then decided to leave and go say good bye to Kyle and when I was walking down the stairs Craig was looking right at me and was like “Hey!” and I was so startled and not expecting to see him that I was just like, “Oh, hey!” and then kept walking. He was talking to some guy all intimately so I didn’t bother talking to him. Oh, ha, earlier in the night Kyle was asking about any interesting blogs and I said no, but then he mentioned that after Susan and I had left the last time he saw Craig talking to some gay black guy, then I remembered the last blog that Craig wrote and it said “I feel the need, the need for….a chocolate shake” so I told Kyle and Susan and we were all just cracking up. So I guess we know what “chocolate milkshake” is code for. So then Kyle talked Susan into staying later but they were going to walk me to my car, so they did and I drove them back, and went home.

Wednesday 5/11, I went and returned stuff to the Rack and stayed home I believe, probably watched television.