Ohhhh Boy

Thursday 9/22, Last night was so much fun. First things first though. The order of events goes like this: After work I showered but didn’t wash the hair and was out the door by 7. Got to B’s quickly and we just talked and Sky came home and we chatted with him (I brought cookies for all of the roommates) then B went to bed at 9:40 and I ended up talking to Chrystol forever then went to meet Susan in the lot. We got there and talked for a little bit then went up to surprise my bf with my new hair. We go up and he tells me that it’s cute and he likes it, but seems more interested in saying hi and getting a smile out of Susan than talking to me. Oh well, so we use the bathroom then go upstairs and sit at a table forever and the cute bartender smiles and winks at me, so now I want him to be my bf, but I don’t know if it will work out. Then S comes with the fat bitch and they end up sitting upstairs forever for some unknown reason. So weird, they just can’t not be where we position ourselves. Idiots. We go outside for a breather then back in to dance to a song or two, but I felt weird in my heels so we decided to go change shoes and trick bf on the way out, but the manager was standing right there so we flew right by them and headed to our cars. Changed shoes and headed back up, but these old people made fun of us saying “Look what they’re wearing, it’s freezing” and the other one pipes in “But that’s what’s COOL” so then Susan got feisty and was staring at them, but the light was green in our favor so we RAN across the street so we wouldn’t have to jay walk or wait forever for it to turn back. By the time we got back the cops were there for some reason but we just went back in. Stood on the side for a while and some gay guy hit my arm and was like “I love you”, ok, then a Erasure song came on so we went and danced in front of the stairs toward the middle of the floor, away from the goth drama. We danced FOREVER to good songs, one after another, then they played a song I don’t care about so Susan tells me she’ll meet me outside if I want to go out now, so I do. So this guy comes up to me as I’m waiting for Susan to finish dancing to Siouxie and the Banshees, and asks me if it’s crowded in there, why I’m standing outside and then for a light (for his ciggie). This guy was at LEAST 35, of African descent, and wearing a Disney jean jacket. Paint a picture? Thought so. So I tell him I don’t have a light, then he moves onto my bf who is checking messages or something on his phone and he pulls out his lighter to give this guy a light. The guy then returns to me and is looking me up and down and says “How old are you? 22?” in a really smokey breathy voice. I tell him 25 and he tells me that I look GOOD, and that I should take it as a compliment that he thinks that I look younger. Then he’s like, “So, you married?” blatantly staring at my chest, so I say “You see Andy over there? He’s my boytoy”. He’s like, “Does he know that?” so I say “Andy?” and walk over toward him (we had made eye contact a minute before and he rolled his eyes, so he knew what he was in for) and he’s like “Yeah, babe?” (At first it sounded a little like “dude” but I don’t think that’s what he said cause he knew he was going to have to be my bf), and the guy is like “Is that true? You’re her toy?”, and bf’s like “Yeah...when I can. I’m the lucky one, let me tell you” and like raised his eyebrows. And the guy laughs and starts to walk away and is like “That’s not a boy, that’s a man! You’re the lucky one” pointing to me. Then I was like “THANK YOU!” to bf after the guy walked away and my heart was pounding like crazy, like the guy was going to call my bluff or something. Thank god for my bf. Then Susan comes out and got some dirt out of bf about that Jennifer girl and why she got kicked out, seems she was stalking my bf, always loud and drunk, so they kicked her out forever but I don’t think she knows it or something, then bf had to tell another guy he couldn’t go in for the third time that evening, apparently. We went back in to dance and again hit a string of good songs, but then they played that Kajagoogoo song so we decided to have a breather. We decided to sit on the little window ledges and I was going to get my wedgie out as soon as this group of three guys walks by us, but then I notice that I knew one of them from college, so I was all “Andrew?” and he turns around and was like “Hey…” and I was like, I don’t expect you to remember who I am, and he’s like “Kar-uh right” so I was like, oh my god I can’t believe you remember me. So we talk forever, and he tells me something that I can’t put on here, but it’s good, if not predictable, and I tell him about my bf and wave at him, then Susan goes back in and we go in not too much later, but split up after getting inside. So I find Susan and we dance some more and then a not so good song comes on and I ask Susan what time it is and it was 1:15! AUGH. So I’m like, I have to go, and she starts to walk me out, but then I tell her she doesn’t have to. So I sidle up next to bf as I’m walking out and cross my arms so he looks at me between checking a few ids and he’s like “Everything ok?” so I say, it’s 1:15! I have to go home. I thank him for being my bf and then I tell him I’ll see him next Thursday, he wishes me a good week ahead, and I trip on the rope holder and tell him I’m going to try not to get killed on the way to my car, and then he was like “I like it” and pointed to his head, meaning he liked my hair (I had it pulled up into a little ponytail), so I smile, say thanks (yay) and literally ran to my car. Showered and washed hair when I got home and went to sleep. Woke up with fabulous and easy to prepare hair. Yay!

Wednesday 9/21, I went and picked up my stereo after work and didn’t even care that it took me forever to get home because I was finally reunited with my Strokes cd that has been held hostage for a very long time (seriously, like Nov of 2002). Got home finally and started watching “A Very Long Engagement” but had to turn it off when ANTM came on. Susan and I watched the two hours that that was on and then I finished my movie. I really liked it and want to buy it now so that I can try to put the pieces together better during the film.