Well happy birthday to me!

Thursday 8/3, Let the birthday festivities begin apparently. Ok, first things first, I got home from work and did my long walk then showered and stayed in my room until dinner time. I didn’t really want to go dancing but I knew Susan did and I knew it would be good for me to get out so I was in it to win it. I started getting ready around 9:30 and we decided to leave at 10:30. Susan drove and impressed me once again with her parallel parking skills. We walked to Neighbours and there was a new guy checking ids (kind of cute) and the main creepy bouncer was stamping wrists and was being all handsy as he put my stamp on. We flirt with him nevertheless because it’s always good to be “in” with the bouncers. So we go in and start dancing right away to Love Shack then go upstairs and check out the crowd. There wasn’t much going on upstairs so we went back down and danced. The floor had some mystery substance on it that made it super slippery so I was gliding around on it all night, at first it weirded me out but then I got used to it. Ok, now for the good stuff. We decide to get some “fresh” air and check out the boys in the line outside, I did notice this group of people that would later become very important in our night’s events, but we mostly didn’t notice anyone very special so we went back in. The new id checker had to let us in through the rope and the regular bouncer like grabbed both Susan and I as we went passed him and he really held onto me around my waist so we laughed then hit the bathroom. Soon Susan and I are dancing by the main catwalk and all of a sudden someone puts their arms around my waist and starts humping my butt. Instantly I think it must be Richie because I can tell they’re tall, given the pelvis to ass ratio, unfortunately I find out a few seconds later that it is not Richie, or anyone that I know for that matter, but is that creepy guy “Jeff” (Actual name Jeremy, but we always called him Jeff as he had introduced himself to us and invited himself to sit and chat with us on other occasions, but could never remember his real name. We hate him.). So when he comes around to the front of me and tried to keep dancing I pushed him away and was like “Yuck, get away from me” then he starts saying something but I can’t remember and is like “Come on, it’s fun right?” so I said “Oh, yeah sure, if fun is having someone totally and inappropriately invade your personal space” then he said I was in a bubble so I told him that having a complete stranger hump my ass is not my idea of fun and that I had initially thought it was someone I knew because NO ONE humps someone else’s ass unless invited to do so or they know the person. Neither of these were the case. Yuck, so then Susan grabs my hand and is like “Bye bye” and he’s all “Wow, she’s rude!” and I said, “Don’t mess with her” then he says that he’s not going to mess with her but that she’s just rude. I shrugged then he says, “I’m sorry you have to be here with such a rude person” then I replied “Well, I’m really ok with it” then Susan shooed him away again and he finally left. That guy grosses me out. Then it starts to get really good. So these two gay guys are dancing by us forever and I keep kind of glancing over and one or the other would always be looking at me and like smiling, so I’d give a half-nervous smile back like, ok, you’re staring at me, a little weird, but you’re gay so I guess it’s fine. Then the shorter one leans over to me and is like “I’m sorry but my friend and I think you girls are the hottest girls here, we love watching you dance” so I was very flattered and said thank you then he goes on to say that if they were straight they’d totally be trying to get with us and that they’d seen what stupid Jeremy had done and that the straights that go there can be really creepy sometimes. I agree with him and we chat some more then he asks if he can dance with me so I’m like, um, ok, so HE starts humping my ass except he’s short so it’s more like the backs of my thighs and I’m laughing so hard just looking at Susan. It was so funny, I think he really wanted a piece of me because he was going to town for a while. Pretty soon they were like, well it was nice dancing with you guys but we’re going to go over there now, so we kissed on the cheek and that was the last I saw of them for the night. Meanwhile Derek had shown up and was lurking around, I had already acknowledged him with a smile and head nod, but I knew that wouldn’t be good enough for our weird friend Derek. So not too long after the gays left one of the two guys I thought were gay and dancing right next to us reached over and grabbed / touched Susan’s head, she said hi so I figured she must know him (these were the guys in line outside I had eyed earlier on our break). When the time was right I inquired and she said she didn’t know either of them, hmm, interesting. So then the friend, who was wearing a button up kind of plaid shirt and who was VERY cute, kind of makes eye contact and starts kind of dancing by / with us. I just figure it’s another gay trying to get in on the Susan / Karrah action so I’m dancing with him and pretty soon he’s got me pinned against one of the mirrored pillars and is like grinding on me and going “real low” with his head by my crotch. I am very confused at this point, I thought he was gay but he keeps coming in REALLY close like he’s going to start kissing me, but I’m backing off and trying to move my face so that that’s not happening. Susan has moved over to my other side and I glanced at her, so she leans in and asks if I need saving, but I tell her I’m conflicted because he’s really really cute and humping me, but I’m also not the girl who makes out at the clubs. So she told me to let her know and then homeboy asks if she was my guardian angel, so I said, um, kind of. He asked me if I was going to be there for a while and I looked at my watch (it was almost my "going home" time: 12:45) and said probably not then he told me that he was going to dance with me until I left. Um ok. Then a little bit later he looked all conflicted and kept backing off but then coming back in like he was going to kiss me, then he steps back and goes, out of nowhere “I’m confused, I don’t know” so I’m like, “I’M confused, I just don’t know” cause if he’s straight why isn’t he kissing me when our lips are practically touching anyway? Then I introduced myself and his name is Eric and he grabs my hand and pulls me out to the middle of the dance floor and we start dancing again. I’m totally laughing on and off because I feel so awkward half the time but then I’m also like totally turned on at the same time, like this guy’s hot and I’m dirty dancing with him and he’s running his hands up and down by body and totally touching my boobs! I look over and there’s Kyle really dirty dancing with this guy so I’m like “KYLE!” and give him a hug and he tells me that I look so good, which again was an ego boost, and Eric had backed off and was like, is that your friend? Well yeah, I just hugged him didn’t I? So we go back to dancing and he offered to buy me a drink but I told him why I didn’t need one, then he was like “Don’t drink, I don’t know about that” so I just smiled and shrugged. He was clearly drunk or on something but I didn’t care, especially when he unbuttoned his shirt and exposed a skull with wings tattoo on his chest. We kept almost / slightly kissing because we would be all close then his lips would brush against mine but he kept pulling back or turning and getting his sweat all over my face, then finally our tongues touched but that’s it and kept dancing. I felt someone totally grope my ass and turned around and both Susan and Kyle were laughing, then Derek came up and introduced me to his friend, but she was only a friend, so moments after he came up he was all over me with his hands going up and down my side and one hand on my face as he talked to me, yikes, he was really drunk and I was trying to get away from him because Eric was now like 2 people away and I didn’t want Derek trying to make out with me, so finally he went packing and I managed to get back with Eric and dancing again. He then told me that he had to go so I was like “Bye! Peace” and he looked all sad and misunderstood and was all “It’s not like that, I’ve got prior engagements” and I was like, it’s no big deal, bye. But he was lingering and the Breakfast Club song was on and it came to the “I said la, la la la laaa” part and I started singing it with my back to him but looking over my shoulder at him real sassy-like and shimmy-ing against him and he’s like, ok, never mind I’m not going anywhere. Then the guy Kyle’s dancing with is like, “You’re so hot!” so I ran my finger down his chest and was like “Thank you” then he asked is that your boyfriend, plenty loud so that Eric heard and I was like, nonchalantly, “No” and he laughed so hard. It was funny. Like, “Ain't no thang”. Pretty soon we were brushing lips again but not making out so it finally dawned on me, he’s probably got a girlfriend or boyfriend (there was some very ambiguous behavior happening with his friends, which is why I’d thought he was gay in the first place), so I ask him if he’s got a gf and he nods yes, so I reprimand him with a stern “Shame on you!” while poking him in his chest. He was like, I didn’t do anything wrong and I just looked at him like, um, yes, your tongue touched mine and if I had a bf I would be livid if he did that with some girl, plus he told me that he really wanted to make out but that he just couldn’t. Well duh. Anyway, I was like, I’m going to go and he said ok and he kissed my hand and I went and found Susan. We were like “Let’s blow this popsicle stand” and when we were out of earshot she was like “Spill!” so on our way out we both got gropey hugs from the bouncer and saw Kyle outside with some friends and Susan was like “Karrah’s a dirty whore!” which she had been telling people all night and I thought was hilarious. Kyle told me he loved my shoes and announced to everyone that he had stuck his hand in my butt crack to which I said “No you didn’t, I’m wearing jeans, that’s impossible!” and he goes, “I know” and we all just chit chatted for a few minutes then Susan and I both got to take turns spanking him. There were more hugs and then I spilled most of what happened to Susan on the way to the car. I knew I would have trouble sleeping so I read for a little while then went to sleep, probably around 2:30. It was the best night I've had at Neighbours in a LONG time. So fun and totally made my week.