Monday 9/4, We woke up at 8:30 and, of course, started making out and ended up doing that kind of stuff until 10:15, which turned out ok and he said he hasn’t gotten off from oral in about as many years as I had, so that made me feel better. TMI, sorry. I made waffles for breakfast and we put blueberries in some of them, I cleaned up then got ready and we hit the road. I took him to the Mercer Island skate park and watched him skate for about 45 minutes and really had fun. Watching B was more embarrassing than a turn on, but watching Eric was totally hot and he seemed to have fun so that was good. We hit QFC and were both being dirty and laughing about it, then I drove him home and dropped him off down the street because the ex-gf was there. I drove back home, made some lunch and took a nap. When I woke up I ran some errands and had my car washed then went home and watched Flava of Love. Ate dinner, watched more tv, talked to Eliso and her and Jake are engaged but I didn’t get the whole story because she had company, then I talked to Susan who’s up in Bellingham for a couple of days. Eric called me when he got off work and the funny word is "ferfill" and he said he'd talk to me later, then I read a little bit and went to bed.
Sunday 9/3, We woke up and watched Failure to Launch then went outside where Jess made some phone calls and I sat down by the lake in the sun and talked to Billy. Day got back from getting gas and made us breakfast which included the biggest and thickest pancakes I’ve ever seen and a whole bunch of bacon. After eating those three hot dogs the night before and feeling so sick, I didn’t think I’d be able to eat even half of the pancake, but I ate the whole damn thing, and it was really good…um, plus like 8 pieces of bacon. Let’s just say I made myself a little bloated for the day. We suited up and laid on the dock until Marissa and Jess’ cousin’s new wife got there, so Billy got his Dad’s boat out and took us for a long ride around the lake and it was fucking awesome. Then a spider tried to crawl in my crotch so I screamed and brushed it off and Billy grabbed it and threw it overboard, ack, it was so gross! Billy was trying to scare us by going really super f-ing fast but I had fun more than anything. We laughed and talked about anal and all sorts of other hilarious subjects and I threatened to have my period all over his boat and he was thoroughly disgusted. We came across some people whose boat broke down so we towed them back to the park but at a really slow rate which irritated Jess but we had a lot of fun and he went really fast to make up for it afterward. We went back and hung out on the dock again for a long time with Billy and talked, waved at the neighbor boys, then got him to start the jet ski for us because Jess doesn’t like to do it because it’s embarrassing to get stuck out there when it won’t start. Brad and his friends were kind of checking us out, especially this one guy, but we weren’t interested because we were still hung up on Nathan. Jess and I took the jet ski out and were trying to get the attention of this other neighbor that took some girl to Jamaica and bought her a Porsche so we wanted to impress him with our jet ski tricks, and I think he was doing the same. This new jet ski Day got is really hard to stay stable on so I always have to keep one hand on Jess’ life jacket and the other on the back handle, but I still slide all over the place and this time my ass actually slid all the way off the seat and I thought I was going to end up in the water but I didn’t. We went through 4 big waves and got splashed so thoroughly that we may as well have just jumped in because we were drenched, but we laughed hysterically the whole time so it was fun. She said I'm the only one she can ride the new one with, anyone else she rides with makes her uneasy. We tried to find cute boys on boats but came up empty. We went to the park so Jess could swim then the neighbor’s with the boat went by and were telling us to take off our tops or something and were like “Ricky Bobby! I’ll be here all week!” like the night before so we got back on the jet ski to do some tricks for them and headed back in. I jumped in the shower then we talked about long term relationships until Billy showed back up. We kept talking while we packed up then said our goodbyes and I started home, but checked my messages and realized Jake’s birthday dinner was in progress so I drove fast and got to the house right after cake was served. They were watching a slide show from the trip to Europe so I sat and watched that for about a half hour until my phone rang and it was Josh P and we decided he would call me later after they left Bumbershoot then I talked to Josh R (Big Josh) and he said he’d call me too so I hung up and decided I should get going because I needed to shower and stuff so I headed home. Susan was getting ready to leave right as I got home so I got ready too and hung out until Big Josh called me, then Other Josh called me and told me to come over to his hotel where everyone would be meeting up so I drove down, found parking and went up and he implied to the other guys there that I was a hired stripper and that it was a good thing they had a functioning clock radio for me to dance to. It was really cool to hang out but it soon became apparent that I was going to be the only girl. So I’m there hanging out with Other Josh, one of his friends from home who is his current roommate and a guy who went to UPS but was a year younger…I think one of their names was Matt and maybe the other one was Dave…maybe. Then Big Josh and Hakim showed up so I got hugs all around and we all started talking. Then Casey, Jordan and some other guy showed up too and lastly Peter, so that’s nine (hot) guys…and me. I felt like I was crashing a little but they all said don’t worry about it. I talked to Eric on the phone because I wanted to meet up with him and he was laughing and a bit curious about my situation in a hotel with a whole bunch of guys in the background. Each Josh had something funny to say about me talking on the phone to “my man” and soon we were on our way down to Pioneer Square just talking and laughing and catching up. We ended up in Fado where Josh had snagged three tables, so I chose the one in the corner figuring the guys would want to be central so they could talk to everyone and I didn't want to take up valuable real estate, but both Joshes and Hakim ended up at my table so that made me feel good and we talked about freshman year and who everyone hooked up with and that I never kissed a single person at UPS, then Josh was asking me about Mike D and I said I’d make out with him and then he asked me who I’d make out with at the tables so I said there wasn’t anyone there I wouldn’t make out with, but asked him why he was so interested and he said it was just fun so we played that game for a little bit. When Hakim and I were talking at one point this guy from the table across from ours came over and asked me if I wanted to come sit at their table but I said no, but thank you, then he goes “You’re hot” so I said thank you again then he went and sat back down, and Hakim goes “Do you know that guy?” I said no, and he goes, how does he know you’re not with me? He was baffled, then told the other Joshes, and they all thought it was funny that he approached the only girl sitting at a table with 9 guys. Then he proceeded to stare at me for the rest of the night. Around 1:00 I talked to Eric and said I would go meet up with him even though I was having fun, but still felt like I was crashing the bachelor party so decided it was a good time to make my exit. I had to walk quite far to get back to my car and Big Josh offered to walk me, but I said I would be ok, so I booked it and got a headache as a result, but got to my car and drove down to Belltown, parked and went into Shorty’s where he was hanging out with Sarah and her friend from home and another guy. Apparently the girl was trying to fuck Eric, but he wants to fuck me, so he says, so he was glad I showed up and she eventually hooked up with the other guy. Sarah took me to the back room to show me the pinball machines then when we got back to the front she asked me if I liked red-headed sluts, which I thought was a reference to Eric but turns out is a drink. The bar closed and since Eric didn’t have his car and needed a ride I schemed to get him over to the house, which didn’t end up taking much, so we said bye to his friends then walked to my car and he was skateboarding in the street and hit some parked car, then mine. We drove home and settled into bed and talked about sex and stuff and I think he feels a little awkward about my experience but I told him he shouldn’t. We both ended up falling asleep listening to Gorillaz wrapped around each other. He didn’t make out with me all night, but made up for it in the morning…
Saturday 9/2, We woke up around 8:30 and got ready and headed out so I could get gas and to go to the store to get stuff for breakfast. We got back and he started cooking: rosemary fried potatoes, eggs over easy, bacon and toast. We talked, cooked and made out, he liked that I wore my apron again, I think he thinks it’s cute. It was all very good, then I cleaned up and he took off at 11:30. I relaxed for a half hour, packed up my stuff and took off for Jessica’s Mom’s house. Traffic sucked all the way through Everett to Stanwood, so I was glad to get there. Jess was on the computer but soon we were getting ready to lay out and Megan showed up, so we all got our suits on and headed to the dock to lay out. We talked and tanned and eventually this kid comes up the dock from a couple houses down and said the guys over there had told him to come over so he invited us to come wake boarding later and we chatted with him for a little bit then he left and we talked about how hot he was. We went up to the deck and ate veggies and chips then Megan left and Billy came over from the neighbors to chat and they yelled for him to go back over because they were going on a booze cruise so he asked if the two hot girls in bikinis could come too, they said yes, so we went over and boarded the boat and took off with a bunch of guys and a couple girls, including the stud (Nathan) from the dock. We take off and just start following the sun and it was so fun, with Jess, Billy and I up in the front and the rest of the people in the mid and back of the boat just listening to music and enjoying the scenery. We were hounding Billy about the hot guy and he thought that he had to be in high school and both Jess and I were like, “That’s hot!” so Billy called him up there but he wouldn’t say how old he was so we were guessing 17, but later found out he’s only 15…yikes! They were playing this awful music and one song in particular got the attention of all three of us, it was a ditty by Buckcherry and had lyrics like this: “Hey, you’re a crazy bitch, but you fuck real good I’m on top of it, something something something, scratches all up my back, I keep right on” it was terrible and we just kept laughing because all of the guys and even the 15 year old were singing along with ALL the words. Billy goes "I'm a pussy, I need lyrics like this" which made Jess and I laugh forever, so we came up with more lyrics to go with the Buckcherry song and they were very dirty. Finally Nathan was going to wake board with a little encouragement from Jess and I so he went out and was singing along to the Buckcherry song again and thrusting his pelvis and pointing to other boats as we passed by them. He was flexing his muscles and doing some fun tricks and finally we got him to attempt a flip and though he didn’t land it, it was HOT. Then Jess jumped in to pee and they convinced her to water ski, so it was Billy and I up in the front chatting about Nathan and I said I didn’t want to sleep with him or anything, but I’d like to rub my hands all over his chest and arms because they were all hairless and really nice. Then the guy who owns the boat told him to go way up front so we didn’t have as much drag in the back so he was up there with us with the towels and heaters keeping us warm and we started chatting about Brokeback Mountain and Y Tu Mama Tambien and luckily he said he’d never looked at what we were talking about that way, so that made me feel good that he kind of reconsidered his stance on the whole gay thing, it was cool. Then when Jess got back on they were sitting next to each other and Billy was mouthing to him that he would give him $10 to put his arm around Jess, but he didn’t, and especially didn’t after looking at me shaking my head no…then I told him I’d give him $10 to put his arm around me but was kidding. He gave us these arm bands he makes out of nylons and I’m wearing mine right now, it was really cute. It was getting dark and cold so we went back and Day got the fire going so we could roast hot dogs, so Billy got some roasting sticks and the three of us went out and talked by the fire and we talked FOREVER! Jess and I both ate three hot dogs and the three of us talked about religion, politics, conspiracies, sex, 15 year olds, secret societies and lots more but I can’t remember, but we pretty much covered everything. Finally I was tired so Billy played one last song and we called it a night. Jess and I made a little bed on the floor and I was so tired that I fell asleep while she was talking to me, though I woke up and apologized to her and fell back asleep.
Friday 9/1, I ended up getting out of work a little early due to a power outage but I didn’t go on my walk when I got home, instead I put on a cd and tried to take a nap, though Eric called and interrupted it right at 5:00. He asked if I was drunk the night before and asked if I still wanted him to come over to spend the night, I said yes so he said he’d call me later. I finally fell asleep for a little while and woke up right at 7:00, ate some dinner, then Susan and I decided to go to Costco. They’re out of Chex Mix and I’m very upset about it, but I did get to flirt with a cute teenage Costco employee, so at least that made up for it a little. After getting home Susan and I talked a little while she watched “The Girl Can’t Help It” and I got ready for Eric to come over. I was so tired that I kind of fell asleep again waiting for him, but started reading Whale Rider as well between napping and he finally showed up around 11:15. He was disappointed that I wasn’t wearing my apron but he got over it. We hung out in my room just talking and making out and I traced his tattoos with my finger and it was really nice and relaxing. We finally got ready for bed around 2:30 and I told him he could take his pants off to sleep but he said not the first time because he didn’t want to scare me in the morning, so I said ok and started going to sleep. It was only a second before he was on top of me kissing me and getting fresh, but then he fell asleep like the fastest I’ve ever seen anyone, he told me he was kind of narcoleptic, but come on, it was nuts. Then all of a sudden he was awake again and kissing me and this pretty much went on all night. I’d kind of wake up to roll over or something and that’s all it would take for him to start kissing me again…it was pretty hot.
Sunday 9/3, We woke up and watched Failure to Launch then went outside where Jess made some phone calls and I sat down by the lake in the sun and talked to Billy. Day got back from getting gas and made us breakfast which included the biggest and thickest pancakes I’ve ever seen and a whole bunch of bacon. After eating those three hot dogs the night before and feeling so sick, I didn’t think I’d be able to eat even half of the pancake, but I ate the whole damn thing, and it was really good…um, plus like 8 pieces of bacon. Let’s just say I made myself a little bloated for the day. We suited up and laid on the dock until Marissa and Jess’ cousin’s new wife got there, so Billy got his Dad’s boat out and took us for a long ride around the lake and it was fucking awesome. Then a spider tried to crawl in my crotch so I screamed and brushed it off and Billy grabbed it and threw it overboard, ack, it was so gross! Billy was trying to scare us by going really super f-ing fast but I had fun more than anything. We laughed and talked about anal and all sorts of other hilarious subjects and I threatened to have my period all over his boat and he was thoroughly disgusted. We came across some people whose boat broke down so we towed them back to the park but at a really slow rate which irritated Jess but we had a lot of fun and he went really fast to make up for it afterward. We went back and hung out on the dock again for a long time with Billy and talked, waved at the neighbor boys, then got him to start the jet ski for us because Jess doesn’t like to do it because it’s embarrassing to get stuck out there when it won’t start. Brad and his friends were kind of checking us out, especially this one guy, but we weren’t interested because we were still hung up on Nathan. Jess and I took the jet ski out and were trying to get the attention of this other neighbor that took some girl to Jamaica and bought her a Porsche so we wanted to impress him with our jet ski tricks, and I think he was doing the same. This new jet ski Day got is really hard to stay stable on so I always have to keep one hand on Jess’ life jacket and the other on the back handle, but I still slide all over the place and this time my ass actually slid all the way off the seat and I thought I was going to end up in the water but I didn’t. We went through 4 big waves and got splashed so thoroughly that we may as well have just jumped in because we were drenched, but we laughed hysterically the whole time so it was fun. She said I'm the only one she can ride the new one with, anyone else she rides with makes her uneasy. We tried to find cute boys on boats but came up empty. We went to the park so Jess could swim then the neighbor’s with the boat went by and were telling us to take off our tops or something and were like “Ricky Bobby! I’ll be here all week!” like the night before so we got back on the jet ski to do some tricks for them and headed back in. I jumped in the shower then we talked about long term relationships until Billy showed back up. We kept talking while we packed up then said our goodbyes and I started home, but checked my messages and realized Jake’s birthday dinner was in progress so I drove fast and got to the house right after cake was served. They were watching a slide show from the trip to Europe so I sat and watched that for about a half hour until my phone rang and it was Josh P and we decided he would call me later after they left Bumbershoot then I talked to Josh R (Big Josh) and he said he’d call me too so I hung up and decided I should get going because I needed to shower and stuff so I headed home. Susan was getting ready to leave right as I got home so I got ready too and hung out until Big Josh called me, then Other Josh called me and told me to come over to his hotel where everyone would be meeting up so I drove down, found parking and went up and he implied to the other guys there that I was a hired stripper and that it was a good thing they had a functioning clock radio for me to dance to. It was really cool to hang out but it soon became apparent that I was going to be the only girl. So I’m there hanging out with Other Josh, one of his friends from home who is his current roommate and a guy who went to UPS but was a year younger…I think one of their names was Matt and maybe the other one was Dave…maybe. Then Big Josh and Hakim showed up so I got hugs all around and we all started talking. Then Casey, Jordan and some other guy showed up too and lastly Peter, so that’s nine (hot) guys…and me. I felt like I was crashing a little but they all said don’t worry about it. I talked to Eric on the phone because I wanted to meet up with him and he was laughing and a bit curious about my situation in a hotel with a whole bunch of guys in the background. Each Josh had something funny to say about me talking on the phone to “my man” and soon we were on our way down to Pioneer Square just talking and laughing and catching up. We ended up in Fado where Josh had snagged three tables, so I chose the one in the corner figuring the guys would want to be central so they could talk to everyone and I didn't want to take up valuable real estate, but both Joshes and Hakim ended up at my table so that made me feel good and we talked about freshman year and who everyone hooked up with and that I never kissed a single person at UPS, then Josh was asking me about Mike D and I said I’d make out with him and then he asked me who I’d make out with at the tables so I said there wasn’t anyone there I wouldn’t make out with, but asked him why he was so interested and he said it was just fun so we played that game for a little bit. When Hakim and I were talking at one point this guy from the table across from ours came over and asked me if I wanted to come sit at their table but I said no, but thank you, then he goes “You’re hot” so I said thank you again then he went and sat back down, and Hakim goes “Do you know that guy?” I said no, and he goes, how does he know you’re not with me? He was baffled, then told the other Joshes, and they all thought it was funny that he approached the only girl sitting at a table with 9 guys. Then he proceeded to stare at me for the rest of the night. Around 1:00 I talked to Eric and said I would go meet up with him even though I was having fun, but still felt like I was crashing the bachelor party so decided it was a good time to make my exit. I had to walk quite far to get back to my car and Big Josh offered to walk me, but I said I would be ok, so I booked it and got a headache as a result, but got to my car and drove down to Belltown, parked and went into Shorty’s where he was hanging out with Sarah and her friend from home and another guy. Apparently the girl was trying to fuck Eric, but he wants to fuck me, so he says, so he was glad I showed up and she eventually hooked up with the other guy. Sarah took me to the back room to show me the pinball machines then when we got back to the front she asked me if I liked red-headed sluts, which I thought was a reference to Eric but turns out is a drink. The bar closed and since Eric didn’t have his car and needed a ride I schemed to get him over to the house, which didn’t end up taking much, so we said bye to his friends then walked to my car and he was skateboarding in the street and hit some parked car, then mine. We drove home and settled into bed and talked about sex and stuff and I think he feels a little awkward about my experience but I told him he shouldn’t. We both ended up falling asleep listening to Gorillaz wrapped around each other. He didn’t make out with me all night, but made up for it in the morning…
Saturday 9/2, We woke up around 8:30 and got ready and headed out so I could get gas and to go to the store to get stuff for breakfast. We got back and he started cooking: rosemary fried potatoes, eggs over easy, bacon and toast. We talked, cooked and made out, he liked that I wore my apron again, I think he thinks it’s cute. It was all very good, then I cleaned up and he took off at 11:30. I relaxed for a half hour, packed up my stuff and took off for Jessica’s Mom’s house. Traffic sucked all the way through Everett to Stanwood, so I was glad to get there. Jess was on the computer but soon we were getting ready to lay out and Megan showed up, so we all got our suits on and headed to the dock to lay out. We talked and tanned and eventually this kid comes up the dock from a couple houses down and said the guys over there had told him to come over so he invited us to come wake boarding later and we chatted with him for a little bit then he left and we talked about how hot he was. We went up to the deck and ate veggies and chips then Megan left and Billy came over from the neighbors to chat and they yelled for him to go back over because they were going on a booze cruise so he asked if the two hot girls in bikinis could come too, they said yes, so we went over and boarded the boat and took off with a bunch of guys and a couple girls, including the stud (Nathan) from the dock. We take off and just start following the sun and it was so fun, with Jess, Billy and I up in the front and the rest of the people in the mid and back of the boat just listening to music and enjoying the scenery. We were hounding Billy about the hot guy and he thought that he had to be in high school and both Jess and I were like, “That’s hot!” so Billy called him up there but he wouldn’t say how old he was so we were guessing 17, but later found out he’s only 15…yikes! They were playing this awful music and one song in particular got the attention of all three of us, it was a ditty by Buckcherry and had lyrics like this: “Hey, you’re a crazy bitch, but you fuck real good I’m on top of it, something something something, scratches all up my back, I keep right on” it was terrible and we just kept laughing because all of the guys and even the 15 year old were singing along with ALL the words. Billy goes "I'm a pussy, I need lyrics like this" which made Jess and I laugh forever, so we came up with more lyrics to go with the Buckcherry song and they were very dirty. Finally Nathan was going to wake board with a little encouragement from Jess and I so he went out and was singing along to the Buckcherry song again and thrusting his pelvis and pointing to other boats as we passed by them. He was flexing his muscles and doing some fun tricks and finally we got him to attempt a flip and though he didn’t land it, it was HOT. Then Jess jumped in to pee and they convinced her to water ski, so it was Billy and I up in the front chatting about Nathan and I said I didn’t want to sleep with him or anything, but I’d like to rub my hands all over his chest and arms because they were all hairless and really nice. Then the guy who owns the boat told him to go way up front so we didn’t have as much drag in the back so he was up there with us with the towels and heaters keeping us warm and we started chatting about Brokeback Mountain and Y Tu Mama Tambien and luckily he said he’d never looked at what we were talking about that way, so that made me feel good that he kind of reconsidered his stance on the whole gay thing, it was cool. Then when Jess got back on they were sitting next to each other and Billy was mouthing to him that he would give him $10 to put his arm around Jess, but he didn’t, and especially didn’t after looking at me shaking my head no…then I told him I’d give him $10 to put his arm around me but was kidding. He gave us these arm bands he makes out of nylons and I’m wearing mine right now, it was really cute. It was getting dark and cold so we went back and Day got the fire going so we could roast hot dogs, so Billy got some roasting sticks and the three of us went out and talked by the fire and we talked FOREVER! Jess and I both ate three hot dogs and the three of us talked about religion, politics, conspiracies, sex, 15 year olds, secret societies and lots more but I can’t remember, but we pretty much covered everything. Finally I was tired so Billy played one last song and we called it a night. Jess and I made a little bed on the floor and I was so tired that I fell asleep while she was talking to me, though I woke up and apologized to her and fell back asleep.
Friday 9/1, I ended up getting out of work a little early due to a power outage but I didn’t go on my walk when I got home, instead I put on a cd and tried to take a nap, though Eric called and interrupted it right at 5:00. He asked if I was drunk the night before and asked if I still wanted him to come over to spend the night, I said yes so he said he’d call me later. I finally fell asleep for a little while and woke up right at 7:00, ate some dinner, then Susan and I decided to go to Costco. They’re out of Chex Mix and I’m very upset about it, but I did get to flirt with a cute teenage Costco employee, so at least that made up for it a little. After getting home Susan and I talked a little while she watched “The Girl Can’t Help It” and I got ready for Eric to come over. I was so tired that I kind of fell asleep again waiting for him, but started reading Whale Rider as well between napping and he finally showed up around 11:15. He was disappointed that I wasn’t wearing my apron but he got over it. We hung out in my room just talking and making out and I traced his tattoos with my finger and it was really nice and relaxing. We finally got ready for bed around 2:30 and I told him he could take his pants off to sleep but he said not the first time because he didn’t want to scare me in the morning, so I said ok and started going to sleep. It was only a second before he was on top of me kissing me and getting fresh, but then he fell asleep like the fastest I’ve ever seen anyone, he told me he was kind of narcoleptic, but come on, it was nuts. Then all of a sudden he was awake again and kissing me and this pretty much went on all night. I’d kind of wake up to roll over or something and that’s all it would take for him to start kissing me again…it was pretty hot.
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