Sunday 12/10, I woke up and hit Costco for gas, had my car washed then headed over to do my grocery shopping. I unpacked everything at home, straightened up then headed out to pick up Jake and go to brunch at Newport Bay. I made him listen to Ratatat in the car and he called it “awkward” hmph. We had a really nice brunch and the whole family was there. Kassie told me that Sean is getting written up in some Seattle magazine for being such a wonderful hair stylist and that his rates are probably going to go up. Damn! And my discount is out the window with Kassie not working there anymore, but I’ll still go to him because he’s a genius and such a fantastic guy. After we finished brunch we all headed in our separate directions and I went home to veg out even though I totally should have gone out and done some errands. Kassie came over and we moved a bunch of her stuff in and upstairs and I got the rest of her couch cushions wrapped up and stored in the garage and it’s all starting to come together. I did some cleaning in her bathroom and got everything cleared out and she took off again. I laid around until she came back and she showered and stuff in my room then took off once again for a restaurant opening. I watched tv and talked to Susan and Kay-See on the phone then went to bed.
Saturday 12/9, I woke up around 8:30 and Mom called and asked if I wanted to go shopping so I said ok, got dressed and hit the road. I made it to Nordstrom and by 9:15 was in and buying Kay-See her birthday present and then over to Mom’s to pick her up. We went down to the U-Village first where we hit Anthropologie, but they didn’t have any rugs that were going to work so we went over to Pottery Barn and I got a nice size rug, on sale, along with three new pillows for the couch. We headed into Fremont next (via the road along the water and noticed Eric's car wasn't there) and got rock star parking right outside Impulse, but they weren’t open yet so we went into Silence Bird Nest or whatever it is and had some brunch to kill time. I had a delicious spinach and feta omelet and potatoes. By the time we were done Impulse was open and we went in and the girl showed us the items on Kassie’s X-Mas list, we made some executive decisions and hit the road. We went home, I dropped Mom off then went back to my house to clean and set up my living room. I was a cleaning machine except Susan’s vacuum was throwing a lot of dust around and I don’t know why. Then I put Beulah on and started making chocolate and butterscotch chip cookies for Kay-See’s birthday party. I was baking away, watching my cookies very carefully while sweeping and dusting, then I hear a knock on my door, and it’s Mom, so I answer it and she comes in and starts gushing about the room and how good it looks and we’re sitting talking then I’m like “OH FUCK, THE COOKIES!” and ran into the kitchen and pulled them out of the oven, probably 10 minutes later. They weren’t burnt, but they were much crispier than I ever let them get. Mom helped me do some cleaning and potential picture rearranging and we just sat and talked for a long time. She left around 4:00 and I took off for Trader Joe’s for some chips and salsa for the party. I started getting ready when I got home and wrapped her presents then packed up the cookies and appetizers and set off. I got a parking spot not too far from her place and went up to find her and Ky on her bed watching Alias and talking about how they’d both do one of the guys. But Kay-See gets him first since it’s her birthday, and Ky didn’t mind getting sloppy seconds. We started getting the food out in stages and I ate about half a bag of tortilla chips accompanied alternately by the peach salsa and the roasted garlic salsa. I helped cut up some bread for the hummus, then Kay-See got out the Wheat Thins and cream cheese, then the artichoke dip, then she prepared some of the best bruschetta I’ve ever had with lightly toasted bread and lots of balsamic and olive oil. YUM! Um, then there was the ginormous salad she made and the cheesy pizza. Michelle got there about half way through the food inhaling with the cake. She took Kyle and I into Kay-See’s bedroom for some secret party planning. We blew up balloons and put some under the covers then Michelle, Kyle and I did inappropriate things with the balloons. Now those are some pictures I’d like to see (hint hint Kay-See! Privately of course…). Michelle gave Kay-See a birthday tiara to wear and it suited her very well. After I cut myself off from the food Kyle and I were so full we decided to lay on the floor to help with digestion, but we were both feeling a wee frisky so we were mock humping and groaning on the floor. I think there are some pictures of that as well, which I would also like to see. Soon the conversation turned to porn and vibrators and such so we broke out the Paris Hilton / Pam and Tommy Lee / Pam and Brett Michaels videos and proceeded to eat cake and watch porn for a good half hour or so. Cake and porn, does it get better than that? All four of us were cozy on Kay-See’s bed and providing running commentary. Kyle also helped us out with some more bj / hj tips that were very informative. Soon we became bored of the porn and moved back into the living room where we talked about work environments and coworkers which led to all of us logging on myspace and editing our profiles, tee hee. I’m not sure who came up with the idea, actually I’m pretty sure it was me now that I say that, but we decided it would be HILARIOUS to prank call people from Kyle’s phone because he can block his number (we did a test run on my phone). We all ended up back on Kay-See’s bed moaning and groaning (that part wasn't my idea, though I wish it was) and rocking the bed while Michelle dirty talked into the phone in an old lady Japanese voice. Unfortunately Michelle didn’t actually turn the phone off and we all started talking and laughing not realizing that it was still recording on R’s voicemail and Kay-See totally said my name so the jig was going to be up as soon as he listens to it. We called Michelle’s siblings and Ky left a hilarious message on her sister’s voicemail. I wanted to call Eric and leave one, but we didn’t because I knew I’d want to write about it and there’s a slight possibility that he reads this and would know it was me. Anyway, the moral of the story is that leaving dirty pornographic messages on your friends’ voicemails is a lot of fun and makes for quite an entertaining Saturday night. It was around midnight and Kyle and I decided to pack up and head home. We walked to my car and I dropped him off at his house then went home and crawled into bed. What a fun night.
Friday 12/8, After work Susan hung out for a little while then left and I ended up in my room for the night stalking a few specific people online and found some dirt, but not too much. I was also going through all my blogs from when Eric and I first started “hanging out” and was laughing out loud at some of those. It was a nice trip down memory lane and made me happy that I met him (even though he's currently totally dissing me). I was inspired and decided to call him around 7 or 8 and left a message. I continued to play online then got impulsive and called him again around midnight, but surprise surprise, he didn’t answer but I left another message anyway. I went to bed not too much later.
Saturday 12/9, I woke up around 8:30 and Mom called and asked if I wanted to go shopping so I said ok, got dressed and hit the road. I made it to Nordstrom and by 9:15 was in and buying Kay-See her birthday present and then over to Mom’s to pick her up. We went down to the U-Village first where we hit Anthropologie, but they didn’t have any rugs that were going to work so we went over to Pottery Barn and I got a nice size rug, on sale, along with three new pillows for the couch. We headed into Fremont next (via the road along the water and noticed Eric's car wasn't there) and got rock star parking right outside Impulse, but they weren’t open yet so we went into Silence Bird Nest or whatever it is and had some brunch to kill time. I had a delicious spinach and feta omelet and potatoes. By the time we were done Impulse was open and we went in and the girl showed us the items on Kassie’s X-Mas list, we made some executive decisions and hit the road. We went home, I dropped Mom off then went back to my house to clean and set up my living room. I was a cleaning machine except Susan’s vacuum was throwing a lot of dust around and I don’t know why. Then I put Beulah on and started making chocolate and butterscotch chip cookies for Kay-See’s birthday party. I was baking away, watching my cookies very carefully while sweeping and dusting, then I hear a knock on my door, and it’s Mom, so I answer it and she comes in and starts gushing about the room and how good it looks and we’re sitting talking then I’m like “OH FUCK, THE COOKIES!” and ran into the kitchen and pulled them out of the oven, probably 10 minutes later. They weren’t burnt, but they were much crispier than I ever let them get. Mom helped me do some cleaning and potential picture rearranging and we just sat and talked for a long time. She left around 4:00 and I took off for Trader Joe’s for some chips and salsa for the party. I started getting ready when I got home and wrapped her presents then packed up the cookies and appetizers and set off. I got a parking spot not too far from her place and went up to find her and Ky on her bed watching Alias and talking about how they’d both do one of the guys. But Kay-See gets him first since it’s her birthday, and Ky didn’t mind getting sloppy seconds. We started getting the food out in stages and I ate about half a bag of tortilla chips accompanied alternately by the peach salsa and the roasted garlic salsa. I helped cut up some bread for the hummus, then Kay-See got out the Wheat Thins and cream cheese, then the artichoke dip, then she prepared some of the best bruschetta I’ve ever had with lightly toasted bread and lots of balsamic and olive oil. YUM! Um, then there was the ginormous salad she made and the cheesy pizza. Michelle got there about half way through the food inhaling with the cake. She took Kyle and I into Kay-See’s bedroom for some secret party planning. We blew up balloons and put some under the covers then Michelle, Kyle and I did inappropriate things with the balloons. Now those are some pictures I’d like to see (hint hint Kay-See! Privately of course…). Michelle gave Kay-See a birthday tiara to wear and it suited her very well. After I cut myself off from the food Kyle and I were so full we decided to lay on the floor to help with digestion, but we were both feeling a wee frisky so we were mock humping and groaning on the floor. I think there are some pictures of that as well, which I would also like to see. Soon the conversation turned to porn and vibrators and such so we broke out the Paris Hilton / Pam and Tommy Lee / Pam and Brett Michaels videos and proceeded to eat cake and watch porn for a good half hour or so. Cake and porn, does it get better than that? All four of us were cozy on Kay-See’s bed and providing running commentary. Kyle also helped us out with some more bj / hj tips that were very informative. Soon we became bored of the porn and moved back into the living room where we talked about work environments and coworkers which led to all of us logging on myspace and editing our profiles, tee hee. I’m not sure who came up with the idea, actually I’m pretty sure it was me now that I say that, but we decided it would be HILARIOUS to prank call people from Kyle’s phone because he can block his number (we did a test run on my phone). We all ended up back on Kay-See’s bed moaning and groaning (that part wasn't my idea, though I wish it was) and rocking the bed while Michelle dirty talked into the phone in an old lady Japanese voice. Unfortunately Michelle didn’t actually turn the phone off and we all started talking and laughing not realizing that it was still recording on R’s voicemail and Kay-See totally said my name so the jig was going to be up as soon as he listens to it. We called Michelle’s siblings and Ky left a hilarious message on her sister’s voicemail. I wanted to call Eric and leave one, but we didn’t because I knew I’d want to write about it and there’s a slight possibility that he reads this and would know it was me. Anyway, the moral of the story is that leaving dirty pornographic messages on your friends’ voicemails is a lot of fun and makes for quite an entertaining Saturday night. It was around midnight and Kyle and I decided to pack up and head home. We walked to my car and I dropped him off at his house then went home and crawled into bed. What a fun night.
Friday 12/8, After work Susan hung out for a little while then left and I ended up in my room for the night stalking a few specific people online and found some dirt, but not too much. I was also going through all my blogs from when Eric and I first started “hanging out” and was laughing out loud at some of those. It was a nice trip down memory lane and made me happy that I met him (even though he's currently totally dissing me). I was inspired and decided to call him around 7 or 8 and left a message. I continued to play online then got impulsive and called him again around midnight, but surprise surprise, he didn’t answer but I left another message anyway. I went to bed not too much later.
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