Sunday 12/31, Ken came in and woke us up asking if Jess wanted to go to church and she decided she should and told me I could stay in bed but since it was 9:45 I thought I should get up and head home. I got hugs from everyone and told Jess I might see her later in the night then took off for home. I talked to Dad and Mom on the way home and when I got there I turned up the heat and took a shower. I went to Lowe’s and got a bunch of flower pots to repot Kassie’s plants and also some bird seed for Peggy and Jim’s Christmas present and some other odds and ends like pictures hangers. I hit PCC next and picked up some salsa and guac for Ky’s going away party as well as some environmentally friendly cleaning supplies and paper towels. I talked to Kay-See until I got to the other store and made plans to hang out later in the afternoon prior to our New Year’s Eve celebrating. I did my shopping and headed home where I cozied onto the couch and watched tv where I eventually fell asleep and was awoken by Kay-See calling. I got all my stuff together and headed out. Found parking after some nice man saw me cursing out some guy who took the spot I wanted and gave me his spot instead. Got up to Kay-See’s and we decided to walk down to Pacific Place because I wanted to see if they still had the pillow I wanted, they didn’t have it, but they still had one of the other ones I had my eye on so I bought that one. They were closing up so we took off and went to Victoria’s Secret where we ran into Heather Jones and she runs it so we talked to her FOREVER and got the lowdown and her number then we went to Pottery Barn where they have a rug I want but I don’t know if I can justify spending $450 on it, even if it is on sale. We started getting hungry so we called the boys but they didn’t want to eat so we hit Cheesecake Factory but it was packed so we followed some cute boys to Rock Bottom and decided to eat there. We had fun talking and checking out the few guys that were in there and tried to figure out why this one guy kept walking back and forth by our table. When we were done Kay-See almost knocked her tooth out with a root beer candy and we laughed for a good 5 minutes. We walked back to her house and laid on the floor like we always do when we’re full then Kyle, Richie and Cory came over and we all sat and talked while I showed Kay-See Trevor on myspace. She wasn’t entirely impressed, but that didn’t shock me. Ha! Um, I was touching Kyle’s leg and he was getting all randy over it and started grinding against my butt. This part of the night is so funny but I don’t want to put it all in here. He started doing something else when mom called and I told her what he was doing and he was mortified, and I laughed gleefully. Cory left not too much later and we all talked and drank (well not me) then started getting ready to go out to Neighbours. We took off about 10:30 and made our way down and commented how much cuter our boys are than the boys outside Kay-See’s building. When we got there I said hi to Travers and we went in and the coat check guy we had totally seen at Pottery Barn earlier and I asked him and he confirmed that he was there and then told me how pretty I am, he got a nice tip for that. We went out and started dancing and were having a lot of fun and moving around and dancing in Richie’s spilled beer but it kept smelling like ass everywhere we went, like it was following us. Some Gwen Stefani act went on and Kyle was laughing because he knew one of the guys. We lost the boys at one point and went out to look for them then back in and were just milling around and found them and started dancing again. Finally it was time for the countdown so the four of us all put our arms around each other and I got a nice kiss from Kyle first (he claims he gave me some tongue but I didn’t feel it) then Kay-See and lastly Richie. We danced some more and I got video of them blowing horns. Some guy asked me to dance but I didn’t want to and luckily Kyle was like “What’s going on here” and I told him and he was like “Oh sorry, she’s with me tonight” thank god, then Richie was sad and wanted to save someone since Ky had saved Kay-See earlier in the night from some gross guy. We went and danced again and I got to officially cock block some guy who was trying to get a piece of Kyle, I was like “Oh, I don’t think so” and totally stepped right in front of this guy and Kyle thanked me and was like “Ew, did you see how old he was?!”. Yay, my first real cock block! We were all getting tired and standing around when Richie suggested to me that I pinch guys’ butts when they go by and I was like “NO WAY” and he told me he would pretend that it was him doing it when they turned around and promised not to rat me out…so I obliged. It was so fun and Richie was so on top of it I laughed so hard for the rest of the night. We would do laps and I would just pinch some guy’s butt and Richie would give them a totally saucy look and we’d keep walking. I had a few different techniques for pinching, some times it would be a full hand grab, sometimes only a two finger grab, sometimes three finger. It just depended on the guy. I accidentally grabbed one guy’s wallet and I think he thought Richie was trying to rip him off. People started seeing what we were doing so we took a breather. We ended up in the back in a dark corner and Kyle was funneling people through us so I could get a good grab and Richie would be like “Hey” and all of them were sketched out, it was so hilarious. Then one guy (white beenie) looked pissed so we stopped and Ky was like “I’m funneling here!” but I told him why we stopped and he’s like “Um Karrah, that guy is totally checking out your ass and keeps looking you up and down” but I just shrugged and kept on. Finally we were heading toward the front and this little short twinkie guy grabs Richie and is like “Did you grab my ass?” and Richie just stood there dumbfounded and the guy’s like “Oh, I guess not” and walked off and we laughed hysterically for about 5 minutes. Later this same guy grabbed Ky’s ass thinking it was Richie and was laughing, ha! We decided to go and got in line for the coat check and the guy told me again how beautiful I am and I really like him now. Then Richie kissed some random guy that was really cute. We start walking back to Kay-See’s when Richie runs into QFC to get cash and then wants to go to Dick’s but then we realize that it’ll be closed but he wants to get more beer so he goes back into QFC for that and then we’re heading back so we can get the car to go to Jack in the Box when we see this girl in front of us with a huge ass and as we approach her Richie goes “Excuse me, but you have a very spank-able ass” or something to that effect and she was like “Ha, go for it” but her boyfriend was pissed and all of us had our jaws on the ground that Richie had just said that. We got back to Kay-See’s and set off for JitB and waited in the drive through for 45 minutes and all pretty much fell asleep at some point. We dropped the boys off and then I took off after gathering my things and was so tired on my drive home. I got into bed at 3:30. It was a pretty successful New Year.
Saturday 12/30, Jessica wakes me up with the question “Karrah, did you hug those guys last night?” Me: “Mmm-hmmm” Her: “Oh good.” Then we both started laughing and I was like “Has that been plaguing you all night” and she’s like “Actually yes, I’m so glad you got a hug from him.” Then Ken knocked on the door and we were both like “Yeah?!” and he asked if we wanted breakfast and we were both like “Yes please!” so we got up and Ken was cutting up kiwis, bananas and grapes and Linda was preparing ham and raspberry pancakes. Yum! We all ate together (it was about 10:30) then Jessica and I went back into her room so we could plot my next move with Trevor. I thought that I would call Billy and tell him to tell Trevor to call me if he wanted since Billy had my number, but Billy called us instead and Jess was hounding him for details and eventually got Trevor’s band’s name out of him, but not his last name. So the stalkers that we are we went on myspace and found the band and subsequently found Trevor’s profile and ogled it. We laid around and listened to Ken play the piano then watched a bunch of Rick Steves’ Italy travel videos. Ken and Linda made some afternoon snacks for us including lots of sugary and chocolaty cookies and fudge, apples, oranges and grapes, plus the most delicious Williams Sonoma hot chocolate I’ve ever had. Jess and I decided to get dressed and attempt to make it to the 6:30 showing of Bond but ended up not going and sitting around with her Dad talking instead. When Linda got home we went and got Thai food for dinner and it was really good. When we got home I got on the net again to kind of stalk Trevor and Billy called and Jessica talked to him FOREVER and found out that apparently he likes me and thought it would be awkward if we were to all hang out again, though Jessica set him straight. She also said that Billy needs to not be the middle man and that it was time to write Trevor a message on myspace and send him a friend request. So we did just that; crafted a witty and short message then headed into the living room to watch DaVinci Code with Linda and Ken. We both fell asleep during it and her Dad woke us up when it was over and I went back in to check myspace and Trevor had written back and was stipulating our makeout guidelines. As I was talking to Jess I was commenting on how he’s a smoker and that I’m so not into it and she’s like “Karrah, I’m not asking you to have his babies, I’m just asking you to make out with him or sleep with him and give me all the details” ok, fair enough. Then later at some point I was again expressing some concern over him and Jessica says: “Again Karrah, I’m not asking you to have his children, just to have sex with him and give me ALL the details”. We stayed up a little longer and took some pictures then decided to crash because we were so tired.
Friday 12/29, Kay-See called me while at work so I called her back on my way home and she invited me to go to see Bond with her and Ky but I’d already made tentative plans with Jessica so I called her to make sure we were still on. We were so I told Kay-See to go see Bond and that I was going to see it with Jessica. I did a few chores, made a really delicious omelet for dinner, packed my bag and watched tv until Jess called. I took off around 6:45 and made pretty good time and found her Dad’s new place just fine. It’s really nice and pretty big and is in a small gated community. When I got there they were just sitting down to watch Little Miss Sunshine so I sat down and joined them and Jess got out this delicious sugary popcorn and we ate the whole bowl. After the movie was over we reviewed our options for the night: go see Bond, go to the casino up north or go see Billy’s hot friend’s show (the guy that was at Billy’s show at Pogacha) up in Bellingham. Billy’s friend, Jeremy, was going on at 11:00 so we decided to just suck it up and drive up there and only ended up taking us about 40 minutes. We got lost for about 5 minutes but then knew we were in the general vicinity so we parked and started walking but didn’t know which club it was so we passed the first one with a ton of people milling about outside and went to this other one that looked like a brewery or sports bar or something, but the guy didn’t know the address so I called Billy and it turns out it was the one we passed, not the sports bar playing rap or something. We go in and there (it’s called the Rogue something) are a TON of people there, and by “people” I mean guys, and by “guys” I mean hot guys. Everywhere. Bellingham, who knew? Seriously like 85% guys, and the girls in there weren’t very cute. We wait in line to get some drinks with Billy and he tells us that we just missed his friend playing, but it was just 11:00 so he went on early and we missed it, damn! I see some guy that looks totally familiar but I never figured out from where. Then this other guy starts eyeing me but luckily we headed to the back of the bar where the bands play and where most of the cute guys are. We see this one guy who had my hair cut and Jess told me I should use that as my pickup line “Hey, we have the same hair, want to make out?” but I didn’t. Then there was this other guy but this girl with long blonde hair had dibs on him I think. Billy had disappeared but came back with his friend Matt and then at another point with his friend Trevor, who looked like he couldn’t stand us or stand to be there. He had earplugs in and eventually went and stood off to the side…away from us. Jess conjectured that he hated her because of Billy. The band that was awful and one song was about his dick falling off and Trevor commented to me during another song that it was an anthem for pedophilia. So that made me think, “Well, maybe he doesn’t hate us”. Billy comes back again and apparently Jeremy, the cute friend, has disappeared to another bar we all eventually decide to head over there. Billy, Jess and I head outside where Trevor is standing and they’re talking about what to do with Matt’s keys because he had disappeared and I was like “No, he’s in playing foosball, we passed him on the way out” which made everyone laugh and Billy ran back in to get him. So Jess and I are standing there with Trevor freezing our nuts off and Jessica is like, “Let me under that coat” so I’m like Yeah, me too! So we huddle under Trevor’s coat with him and all these guys are passing by and are like “You’re lucky” and other such comments which make us laugh and eventually Trevor just takes the coat off and gives it to us and says that because he’s from CO that he’s used to the cold. Billy finally returns with Matt and we head off to some other random bar and Trevor pays our way in and we get two little dots marked on our wrists. The five of us sit down at a table and start talking and then some other shitty band goes on and we all try to talk over the noise. So I look over and see this cute guy and I’m like, “Why do I know that guy?” to Jess because he looks soooo familiar and about 5 minutes later he looks over and comes right over to our table and it turns out that that’s Jeremy, duh. No wonder he looked familiar, and he was still very cute. We all sat there for quite a while before deciding to take off and do something else. So we all go outside and Matt runs across the street to the ATM and I start goose-stepping around on the sidewalk and Trevor makes some comment about me being a Nazi and I was like, No I’m allowed I’m Jewish, and Billy and him are like “Really?!” and I’m like, “Well not really, but my stepdad is, and I’ve celebrated Hanukah and Passover for the past 20 years. Plus I’m tight with my money.” Trevor then tries to get me to give a Heil and I said no way but we joked about it all the way back to the cars. After standing outside forever trying to decide what to do, we chose to head down to the Skagit casino. On the way down to the casino we were hounding Billy for details about Trevor and found out that he hadn’t even wanted to come up to Bellingham that night (he lives in Seattle) but Billy had convinced him. We get to the casino and I’m really excited because I’ve only been in a casino once since I’ve been of age and it was to buy a gift certificate for Jessica’s grandma. We go in and I’m mesmerized by all the slot machines but don’t want to gamble any money away so I decide to just watch everyone else, but first Jess and I made a pit stop to the bathroom and gossiped and giggled about making out with Trevor. I want to play the Rich Girl slot machine and Trevor’s all “Of course, like, I’m only playing the Rich Girl slot” and then wanted to see what kind of purse I have and I proudly held up my free Clive purse, hmpf. Trevor wanted to hit the roulette table and eventually all of them got into it and Matt won some money but I think everyone else lost most of theirs. It was fascinating to watch. I was holding onto Jessica’s ticket that she had won $5 on (in addition to the $20 that was already on it) and Trevor was like let’s gamble your money and I told him it was Jessica’s and she just shrugged like she didn’t care so he snatched it out of my hand and stuck it into the nearest slot and hit the max bet button and got three jackpots on the diaganol then they got to play this present game and when the ticket was spit back out it said $62. Jessica and I both stood there with our jaws on the floor, then I said to Trevor, “Um, that’s hot” so Jess went and cashed out and we made our way over to the bar but since it was 2:05 the bar was closed but the lady gave us waters. I looked at the two dots on my wrist and Trevor looked at his and remarked “Oh, did I give those to you?” and I said back “I guess that’s what happens when you fool around” and then we flirted some more and laughed and joked. We decided to hit the road and Matt and Trevor wanted breakfast food and said that Don’s Lounge in Marysville is open 24 hours and Jess and I invited ourselves along and brought Billy in our car and hounded him some more about Trevor. He’s all, “I’m going to hook Trevor up right now…” and I go “Does he have a big penis?!” and he tells us about the Magnum wrappers and we giggle in delight. He also told us that he dated some Saudi princess who is a choreographer and that his dad was John Denver’s guitar player so he has some money and also is a great musician and artist (a regular Renaissance man). It was super icy so we were taking it easy going down there and we also had to gas up in which time Jess said something hilarious to Billy involving Trevor and he was all “That can be arranged” then got all whiny which turned into this weird kind of argument in the car all the way down to Don’s but luckily we all pulled it together right as we were walking in. We sat down with the boys and Billy and Jess conveniently left the seat next to Trevor open for me. We perused the menu and I decided on a hot chocolate and toast. Billy ordered all this food and didn’t eat like any of it, literally he took one spoonful of his ice cream and dropped it in his coffee and took one bite of his French toast. We talked and joked through the entire event and eventually we took off right at about 4:00am. As we were leaving Trevor asked what we were doing for New Year’s Eve and then we all started doing hugs. I got one from Billy first, then Matt and Trevor’s all “Let me in on some of that action” and I was like “Mmm, ok” and Jess and I took off. We chattered all the way back to her Dad’s, then while we were getting ready for bed and until about 5:00am with the lights off.
Saturday 12/30, Jessica wakes me up with the question “Karrah, did you hug those guys last night?” Me: “Mmm-hmmm” Her: “Oh good.” Then we both started laughing and I was like “Has that been plaguing you all night” and she’s like “Actually yes, I’m so glad you got a hug from him.” Then Ken knocked on the door and we were both like “Yeah?!” and he asked if we wanted breakfast and we were both like “Yes please!” so we got up and Ken was cutting up kiwis, bananas and grapes and Linda was preparing ham and raspberry pancakes. Yum! We all ate together (it was about 10:30) then Jessica and I went back into her room so we could plot my next move with Trevor. I thought that I would call Billy and tell him to tell Trevor to call me if he wanted since Billy had my number, but Billy called us instead and Jess was hounding him for details and eventually got Trevor’s band’s name out of him, but not his last name. So the stalkers that we are we went on myspace and found the band and subsequently found Trevor’s profile and ogled it. We laid around and listened to Ken play the piano then watched a bunch of Rick Steves’ Italy travel videos. Ken and Linda made some afternoon snacks for us including lots of sugary and chocolaty cookies and fudge, apples, oranges and grapes, plus the most delicious Williams Sonoma hot chocolate I’ve ever had. Jess and I decided to get dressed and attempt to make it to the 6:30 showing of Bond but ended up not going and sitting around with her Dad talking instead. When Linda got home we went and got Thai food for dinner and it was really good. When we got home I got on the net again to kind of stalk Trevor and Billy called and Jessica talked to him FOREVER and found out that apparently he likes me and thought it would be awkward if we were to all hang out again, though Jessica set him straight. She also said that Billy needs to not be the middle man and that it was time to write Trevor a message on myspace and send him a friend request. So we did just that; crafted a witty and short message then headed into the living room to watch DaVinci Code with Linda and Ken. We both fell asleep during it and her Dad woke us up when it was over and I went back in to check myspace and Trevor had written back and was stipulating our makeout guidelines. As I was talking to Jess I was commenting on how he’s a smoker and that I’m so not into it and she’s like “Karrah, I’m not asking you to have his babies, I’m just asking you to make out with him or sleep with him and give me all the details” ok, fair enough. Then later at some point I was again expressing some concern over him and Jessica says: “Again Karrah, I’m not asking you to have his children, just to have sex with him and give me ALL the details”. We stayed up a little longer and took some pictures then decided to crash because we were so tired.
Friday 12/29, Kay-See called me while at work so I called her back on my way home and she invited me to go to see Bond with her and Ky but I’d already made tentative plans with Jessica so I called her to make sure we were still on. We were so I told Kay-See to go see Bond and that I was going to see it with Jessica. I did a few chores, made a really delicious omelet for dinner, packed my bag and watched tv until Jess called. I took off around 6:45 and made pretty good time and found her Dad’s new place just fine. It’s really nice and pretty big and is in a small gated community. When I got there they were just sitting down to watch Little Miss Sunshine so I sat down and joined them and Jess got out this delicious sugary popcorn and we ate the whole bowl. After the movie was over we reviewed our options for the night: go see Bond, go to the casino up north or go see Billy’s hot friend’s show (the guy that was at Billy’s show at Pogacha) up in Bellingham. Billy’s friend, Jeremy, was going on at 11:00 so we decided to just suck it up and drive up there and only ended up taking us about 40 minutes. We got lost for about 5 minutes but then knew we were in the general vicinity so we parked and started walking but didn’t know which club it was so we passed the first one with a ton of people milling about outside and went to this other one that looked like a brewery or sports bar or something, but the guy didn’t know the address so I called Billy and it turns out it was the one we passed, not the sports bar playing rap or something. We go in and there (it’s called the Rogue something) are a TON of people there, and by “people” I mean guys, and by “guys” I mean hot guys. Everywhere. Bellingham, who knew? Seriously like 85% guys, and the girls in there weren’t very cute. We wait in line to get some drinks with Billy and he tells us that we just missed his friend playing, but it was just 11:00 so he went on early and we missed it, damn! I see some guy that looks totally familiar but I never figured out from where. Then this other guy starts eyeing me but luckily we headed to the back of the bar where the bands play and where most of the cute guys are. We see this one guy who had my hair cut and Jess told me I should use that as my pickup line “Hey, we have the same hair, want to make out?” but I didn’t. Then there was this other guy but this girl with long blonde hair had dibs on him I think. Billy had disappeared but came back with his friend Matt and then at another point with his friend Trevor, who looked like he couldn’t stand us or stand to be there. He had earplugs in and eventually went and stood off to the side…away from us. Jess conjectured that he hated her because of Billy. The band that was awful and one song was about his dick falling off and Trevor commented to me during another song that it was an anthem for pedophilia. So that made me think, “Well, maybe he doesn’t hate us”. Billy comes back again and apparently Jeremy, the cute friend, has disappeared to another bar we all eventually decide to head over there. Billy, Jess and I head outside where Trevor is standing and they’re talking about what to do with Matt’s keys because he had disappeared and I was like “No, he’s in playing foosball, we passed him on the way out” which made everyone laugh and Billy ran back in to get him. So Jess and I are standing there with Trevor freezing our nuts off and Jessica is like, “Let me under that coat” so I’m like Yeah, me too! So we huddle under Trevor’s coat with him and all these guys are passing by and are like “You’re lucky” and other such comments which make us laugh and eventually Trevor just takes the coat off and gives it to us and says that because he’s from CO that he’s used to the cold. Billy finally returns with Matt and we head off to some other random bar and Trevor pays our way in and we get two little dots marked on our wrists. The five of us sit down at a table and start talking and then some other shitty band goes on and we all try to talk over the noise. So I look over and see this cute guy and I’m like, “Why do I know that guy?” to Jess because he looks soooo familiar and about 5 minutes later he looks over and comes right over to our table and it turns out that that’s Jeremy, duh. No wonder he looked familiar, and he was still very cute. We all sat there for quite a while before deciding to take off and do something else. So we all go outside and Matt runs across the street to the ATM and I start goose-stepping around on the sidewalk and Trevor makes some comment about me being a Nazi and I was like, No I’m allowed I’m Jewish, and Billy and him are like “Really?!” and I’m like, “Well not really, but my stepdad is, and I’ve celebrated Hanukah and Passover for the past 20 years. Plus I’m tight with my money.” Trevor then tries to get me to give a Heil and I said no way but we joked about it all the way back to the cars. After standing outside forever trying to decide what to do, we chose to head down to the Skagit casino. On the way down to the casino we were hounding Billy for details about Trevor and found out that he hadn’t even wanted to come up to Bellingham that night (he lives in Seattle) but Billy had convinced him. We get to the casino and I’m really excited because I’ve only been in a casino once since I’ve been of age and it was to buy a gift certificate for Jessica’s grandma. We go in and I’m mesmerized by all the slot machines but don’t want to gamble any money away so I decide to just watch everyone else, but first Jess and I made a pit stop to the bathroom and gossiped and giggled about making out with Trevor. I want to play the Rich Girl slot machine and Trevor’s all “Of course, like, I’m only playing the Rich Girl slot” and then wanted to see what kind of purse I have and I proudly held up my free Clive purse, hmpf. Trevor wanted to hit the roulette table and eventually all of them got into it and Matt won some money but I think everyone else lost most of theirs. It was fascinating to watch. I was holding onto Jessica’s ticket that she had won $5 on (in addition to the $20 that was already on it) and Trevor was like let’s gamble your money and I told him it was Jessica’s and she just shrugged like she didn’t care so he snatched it out of my hand and stuck it into the nearest slot and hit the max bet button and got three jackpots on the diaganol then they got to play this present game and when the ticket was spit back out it said $62. Jessica and I both stood there with our jaws on the floor, then I said to Trevor, “Um, that’s hot” so Jess went and cashed out and we made our way over to the bar but since it was 2:05 the bar was closed but the lady gave us waters. I looked at the two dots on my wrist and Trevor looked at his and remarked “Oh, did I give those to you?” and I said back “I guess that’s what happens when you fool around” and then we flirted some more and laughed and joked. We decided to hit the road and Matt and Trevor wanted breakfast food and said that Don’s Lounge in Marysville is open 24 hours and Jess and I invited ourselves along and brought Billy in our car and hounded him some more about Trevor. He’s all, “I’m going to hook Trevor up right now…” and I go “Does he have a big penis?!” and he tells us about the Magnum wrappers and we giggle in delight. He also told us that he dated some Saudi princess who is a choreographer and that his dad was John Denver’s guitar player so he has some money and also is a great musician and artist (a regular Renaissance man). It was super icy so we were taking it easy going down there and we also had to gas up in which time Jess said something hilarious to Billy involving Trevor and he was all “That can be arranged” then got all whiny which turned into this weird kind of argument in the car all the way down to Don’s but luckily we all pulled it together right as we were walking in. We sat down with the boys and Billy and Jess conveniently left the seat next to Trevor open for me. We perused the menu and I decided on a hot chocolate and toast. Billy ordered all this food and didn’t eat like any of it, literally he took one spoonful of his ice cream and dropped it in his coffee and took one bite of his French toast. We talked and joked through the entire event and eventually we took off right at about 4:00am. As we were leaving Trevor asked what we were doing for New Year’s Eve and then we all started doing hugs. I got one from Billy first, then Matt and Trevor’s all “Let me in on some of that action” and I was like “Mmm, ok” and Jess and I took off. We chattered all the way back to her Dad’s, then while we were getting ready for bed and until about 5:00am with the lights off.
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