I don't know why I called you, but naturally, a girl answered. I could hear you in the background telling her what to say and questions to ask, but making no attempt to keep your voice down so that I wouldn't hear you. I don't know why this girl was talking with a British accent because she clearly wasn't British; maybe it was your way of making fun of me. She eventually asked me if I wanted to talk to you, and though I figured the answer was obvious (after all, I was the one who called you), I replied yes. She told me to hold on, then hung up.