Sunday 5/20, Mom woke me up at 9:30 with plans for brunch so I eventually got out of bed and on the road. We had a nice meal and I ate way too much of course then called Susan to arrange plans for the afternoon. When I got to her house we laid on her bed for a long time talking and I tried to not fall asleep. Around noon we headed out to go see The Ex and caught a matinee then headed back toward her house but decided to stop at Vivace to see Teal. He’s so sweet and said “I have to admit, I have a crush on your friend…Michael. I wanted to make out with him” and I was like, “You should! You’re so hot!” so then Susan and I schemed as we enjoyed our wonderful Teal-created beverages. As we were leaving he was like “Remember what I told you to bring to Neighbours this week!” which made us laugh, but then made me sad because if they do hook up and make out I won’t get to see it. Damn! Why can’t I be going to London next week?! Plus I’ll be missing the week after that too. Oh well, hopefully Susan will have her camera poised for picture taking. Or maybe video…hmm…a girl can hope. I took off when we got to her house and when I got home finished off Season 3 of OC then watched Extreme HM and talked to Susan about my Jacques dilemma then DH and got ready for bed.
Saturday 5/19, I woke up around 8:30 and got gas then back home for some breakfast. I didn’t climb back into bed, but instead settled on top of my bed and watched a couple of OC episodes because I didn’t have anything pressing to do. While I was attending to some chores there was a knock on the door and some confusion with my tile work so I need to call Dale and confirm with him. I went for a semi-new walk at 11 so that felt good to do a longer walk than I’ve done before. I showered when I got back and then, surprise surprise, watched more OC. Talked to Kay-See about plans then headed over to Mom’s for dinner and picked up Grandma on the way. We had her delicious spaghetti and sat and talked until it was time for me to go. I took Grandma home and started getting ready when I got home. I put a new tattoo on, a big dragon one, and wore the same thing that I wore on Thursday, because let’s face it, it worked for me then and I was hoping it would work for me again. I set off for K’s a little before 9 and made it there right on time and we ended up hanging there for about an hour or so, just getting ready and gabbing about boys. We drove over to Stacy’s since we hadn’t heard from her and she had fallen asleep but soon we were on the road and on the prowl. We went to Peso’s but it was totally packed (mostly with HOT guys) so we decided to go down to Belltown instead of deal with irritating girls. We caught a cab (my first one in Seattle, ever) down to Twist but decided to try and get something to eat first so we went to Cyclops (not serving dinner that late) then a guy tried to lick me on our way over to Belltown Pizza where all these couples were taking up the 4-seater tables and the three of us couldn’t fit at a 2-top so we left to go back to Twist where we got a table in the back bar and people watched and I saw one of the news guys from Fox 13. There weren’t very many guys there that were my type but I did see two that would work for K’s fun game. We left and headed down to Belltown Billiards and waited in the long line in the freezing ass cold, but at least the bouncer was cute so that made it a little better and the super drunk girls getting kicked out were pretty fun to watch. We headed straight to the back bar and started checking out the multitudes of hot guys on the dance floor / bar. I thought I saw Eric, but a quick glance to his right arm and the lack of tattoos told me it wasn’t him. As we’re standing by the bar waiting this guy walks by and grabs my arm to look at my tattoo and asks me about it but I confessed that it was fake then he introduced himself as Mike but I eventually took off because it was so crowded and the girls were still getting drinks. This other guy walks by and plays with my ponytail and when I turned to look at him he was like “I like your ponytail thing. It’s cute” and I was like, Um ok, thanks. But he was hot and had a nice smile so I let it slide. We got a bargain at the coat check then headed out to the dance floor passing cute guy after cute guy, and one was like “Gorgeous” shaking his head as we filed by. I couldn’t stop laughing it was so hilarious. I saw this guy that looked like he was 17 with mopish hair and I was like “Hel-lo!” and Stacy was like “That guy looks like he’s 12!” and I smiled and nodded enthusiastically. Heh heh. There was a bachelorette party and they were thoroughly irritating me but I kept pushing back and tried to avoid their sweaty backs and unnecessarily oversized purses. Don’t bring your purses onto the dance floor! It’s totally irritating to get knocked around by your ugly ass purse! I saw this guy making his way over in our direction dancing with random girls and checking out the crowd and K commented “He’s hot. And he knows it.” I rolled my eyes and agreed with her statement. And what do you know, pretty soon he made his way over to us with his cute friend and started dancing with us. Well more specifically he started rubbing his ass on mine and pushing me around with it, so I pushed back with my ass and really shook it. Him and his friend started laughing and it was like an ass-off and we all started dancing. His hands started roaming and I kept moving away from him and rolling my eyes at him then called him “Handsy” which he misheard as “Pansy” and was a little offended. I was like “No, handsy! Handsy!” waving my hands in his face as his friend laughed. I grabbed his nipple to demonstrate and he quickly threatened to even the score. Yikes! He wouldn’t let me out of reach and I kept telling him I hated how he was dancing with me and he would be like “Shut up!” and pull me into him and I would just yell “Jesus Christ!” and roll my eyes again. At one point another one of his friends totally busted me when Handsy was dancing behind me and I was rolling my eyes and totally not into it. Whoops! I pretty much busted his balls all night and it felt fantastic because you can tell he’s one of these guys who’s used to getting girls and has a big ego. At one point he asked for a kiss on the cheek so I gave him one and he immediately asked for another one and I was like “No way, you’re going to turn your head, I know your kind!” and he was all mock-shocked then nodded in agreement. He was like, you’re just not drunk enough, and I agreed and said “Sorry, I’m not a wasted sorority girl” and shrugged, implying that’s who he probably usually bags. At least I think I amused him because he’d just look at me and laugh then get all handsy again and yell “You hate handsy!” and I told him no, not hate, just leery of. Which just seemed to make him more so and I had to repeatedly find creative ways to get out of his kung-fu grip. K and Stacy were dancing nearby with random guys so it seemed we were all having a good time. At 1:40 they turned all the lights up and turned the music off and we were bummed because we probably only got about an hour or so of dancing in. Three of us were standing there as people started filing out and one of the dj guys was like “Ok guys, if you haven’t scored the phone number by now it’s probably not going to happen” and Handsy was all “Is he talking to me? Why is he looking at me?!” so we all laughed and he got his cell out and below is the dialogue that followed:
Handsy: So, uh, do you want to give me your number?
Me: …Why?
Handsy: Um, so I can call you…?
Me: Really? Are you REALLY going to call me?
Handsy: Yeah, I will.
Me: Uh huh. (heavy, slightly irritated sigh)
So I took the phone from him and put my number in and he leans over to K and goes “Boy, I can’t wait to call Pizza Hut on Monday” and she totally cracked up, and I have to admit that is my favorite quote from the last week. He was like, “Well let me give you my number if you don’t believe I’ll call you”, and I’m like “No way, I don’t want your number, what am I going to do with it? Besides I don’t even have my cell” and he’s like “Who doesn’t have their cell on them?!” so I replied “Where would I put it?!” motioning at my lack of a purse, then I said “Well I guess I should have had it in my back pocket because at least I would have had a buffer from your groin!” to which he looked all fake shocked. I said “I don’t even know your name!” so he introduced himself as Josh but said that when he calls me that I can program it in as his nickname and I was like “Handsy?” and he nodded and smiled, so I thought that was cute. He grabbed my ponytail and I was like “Wait a minute, are you the same guy that earlier said you liked my cute ponytail thing?” and he nodded shamefully, so I laughed and was like “I knew you looked familiar!”. I didn’t really say bye to him because the bouncers were trying to herd us out and we headed to the coat check then hit the bricks. We wandered down to the hot dog stand and more mayhem ensued with forward gentlemen everywhere. There was one guy in a suit and K was like “Oooh, the guy in the suit, the guy in the suit!” so I’m like “Hellooo!” and he returns the greeting then his friend says hi and it was just fantastic and I gave another flirty “Hello!” back. What a funny night. My ego was out of control. Then we meet this guy from Manhattan in line and talked to him for a long time and I got his card to help him out with benefits for his new engineering company. I noticed a group of three hot guys walk by us but then got distracted by some guy talking to me and Kay-See was like, “Um Karrah, I just said hi to those guys for you and motioned to you”, but I was preoccupied so there was no follow through. So we’re on the sidewalk eating our dogs but all these guys were watching so I had to turn away and tell Oscar and Luis to go away until I was done…then Oscar offered to buy me another one. I turned him down but did thank him and tell him that no guy has offered to buy me a hot dog before. Then this black guy comes over and asks where we’re from and what we do then says he’s from FL and is a glazer. Of windows, not donuts. I mentioned how much I love donuts and he’s like “Well I’ve got a big black donut for you” and I slapped my knee and started laughing so hard and his friends came over and were like “Come on man. We’re so sorry” but I told them not to worry about it and that I thought it was hilarious. I mean seriously, a big black donut? Those don’t even exist! I give him an A for effort though. And offensiveness. Kay-See couldn’t even look at him she was so shocked and about to bust up. Some other guy came over and insisted that K take his picture and called her Karrah so I started calling her Karrah and saying “Come on Karrah, just take his picture. Karrah.” And he’s like “Yeah, come on Karrah!” ah. It was great. Oscar offered us a ride but we decided to catch a cab instead. We went back to Queen Anne and drove back to K’s gabbing the entire way and laughing hysterically. On my way home I texted Eric though didn’t hear anything back. But then again, it was 3 in the morning. To my delight Kay-See had uploaded all the pictures she took to flickr so I perused and laughed my ass off before going to bed. There was so much more but this is already too f-ing long.
Friday 5/18, I was so tired when I got home but I made myself go on a walk anyway…though I only did my short one. When I got home I showered and relaxed, talked to Susan then updated my blog and started falling asleep. I went to bed a little after 10.
Saturday 5/19, I woke up around 8:30 and got gas then back home for some breakfast. I didn’t climb back into bed, but instead settled on top of my bed and watched a couple of OC episodes because I didn’t have anything pressing to do. While I was attending to some chores there was a knock on the door and some confusion with my tile work so I need to call Dale and confirm with him. I went for a semi-new walk at 11 so that felt good to do a longer walk than I’ve done before. I showered when I got back and then, surprise surprise, watched more OC. Talked to Kay-See about plans then headed over to Mom’s for dinner and picked up Grandma on the way. We had her delicious spaghetti and sat and talked until it was time for me to go. I took Grandma home and started getting ready when I got home. I put a new tattoo on, a big dragon one, and wore the same thing that I wore on Thursday, because let’s face it, it worked for me then and I was hoping it would work for me again. I set off for K’s a little before 9 and made it there right on time and we ended up hanging there for about an hour or so, just getting ready and gabbing about boys. We drove over to Stacy’s since we hadn’t heard from her and she had fallen asleep but soon we were on the road and on the prowl. We went to Peso’s but it was totally packed (mostly with HOT guys) so we decided to go down to Belltown instead of deal with irritating girls. We caught a cab (my first one in Seattle, ever) down to Twist but decided to try and get something to eat first so we went to Cyclops (not serving dinner that late) then a guy tried to lick me on our way over to Belltown Pizza where all these couples were taking up the 4-seater tables and the three of us couldn’t fit at a 2-top so we left to go back to Twist where we got a table in the back bar and people watched and I saw one of the news guys from Fox 13. There weren’t very many guys there that were my type but I did see two that would work for K’s fun game. We left and headed down to Belltown Billiards and waited in the long line in the freezing ass cold, but at least the bouncer was cute so that made it a little better and the super drunk girls getting kicked out were pretty fun to watch. We headed straight to the back bar and started checking out the multitudes of hot guys on the dance floor / bar. I thought I saw Eric, but a quick glance to his right arm and the lack of tattoos told me it wasn’t him. As we’re standing by the bar waiting this guy walks by and grabs my arm to look at my tattoo and asks me about it but I confessed that it was fake then he introduced himself as Mike but I eventually took off because it was so crowded and the girls were still getting drinks. This other guy walks by and plays with my ponytail and when I turned to look at him he was like “I like your ponytail thing. It’s cute” and I was like, Um ok, thanks. But he was hot and had a nice smile so I let it slide. We got a bargain at the coat check then headed out to the dance floor passing cute guy after cute guy, and one was like “Gorgeous” shaking his head as we filed by. I couldn’t stop laughing it was so hilarious. I saw this guy that looked like he was 17 with mopish hair and I was like “Hel-lo!” and Stacy was like “That guy looks like he’s 12!” and I smiled and nodded enthusiastically. Heh heh. There was a bachelorette party and they were thoroughly irritating me but I kept pushing back and tried to avoid their sweaty backs and unnecessarily oversized purses. Don’t bring your purses onto the dance floor! It’s totally irritating to get knocked around by your ugly ass purse! I saw this guy making his way over in our direction dancing with random girls and checking out the crowd and K commented “He’s hot. And he knows it.” I rolled my eyes and agreed with her statement. And what do you know, pretty soon he made his way over to us with his cute friend and started dancing with us. Well more specifically he started rubbing his ass on mine and pushing me around with it, so I pushed back with my ass and really shook it. Him and his friend started laughing and it was like an ass-off and we all started dancing. His hands started roaming and I kept moving away from him and rolling my eyes at him then called him “Handsy” which he misheard as “Pansy” and was a little offended. I was like “No, handsy! Handsy!” waving my hands in his face as his friend laughed. I grabbed his nipple to demonstrate and he quickly threatened to even the score. Yikes! He wouldn’t let me out of reach and I kept telling him I hated how he was dancing with me and he would be like “Shut up!” and pull me into him and I would just yell “Jesus Christ!” and roll my eyes again. At one point another one of his friends totally busted me when Handsy was dancing behind me and I was rolling my eyes and totally not into it. Whoops! I pretty much busted his balls all night and it felt fantastic because you can tell he’s one of these guys who’s used to getting girls and has a big ego. At one point he asked for a kiss on the cheek so I gave him one and he immediately asked for another one and I was like “No way, you’re going to turn your head, I know your kind!” and he was all mock-shocked then nodded in agreement. He was like, you’re just not drunk enough, and I agreed and said “Sorry, I’m not a wasted sorority girl” and shrugged, implying that’s who he probably usually bags. At least I think I amused him because he’d just look at me and laugh then get all handsy again and yell “You hate handsy!” and I told him no, not hate, just leery of. Which just seemed to make him more so and I had to repeatedly find creative ways to get out of his kung-fu grip. K and Stacy were dancing nearby with random guys so it seemed we were all having a good time. At 1:40 they turned all the lights up and turned the music off and we were bummed because we probably only got about an hour or so of dancing in. Three of us were standing there as people started filing out and one of the dj guys was like “Ok guys, if you haven’t scored the phone number by now it’s probably not going to happen” and Handsy was all “Is he talking to me? Why is he looking at me?!” so we all laughed and he got his cell out and below is the dialogue that followed:
Handsy: So, uh, do you want to give me your number?
Me: …Why?
Handsy: Um, so I can call you…?
Me: Really? Are you REALLY going to call me?
Handsy: Yeah, I will.
Me: Uh huh. (heavy, slightly irritated sigh)
So I took the phone from him and put my number in and he leans over to K and goes “Boy, I can’t wait to call Pizza Hut on Monday” and she totally cracked up, and I have to admit that is my favorite quote from the last week. He was like, “Well let me give you my number if you don’t believe I’ll call you”, and I’m like “No way, I don’t want your number, what am I going to do with it? Besides I don’t even have my cell” and he’s like “Who doesn’t have their cell on them?!” so I replied “Where would I put it?!” motioning at my lack of a purse, then I said “Well I guess I should have had it in my back pocket because at least I would have had a buffer from your groin!” to which he looked all fake shocked. I said “I don’t even know your name!” so he introduced himself as Josh but said that when he calls me that I can program it in as his nickname and I was like “Handsy?” and he nodded and smiled, so I thought that was cute. He grabbed my ponytail and I was like “Wait a minute, are you the same guy that earlier said you liked my cute ponytail thing?” and he nodded shamefully, so I laughed and was like “I knew you looked familiar!”. I didn’t really say bye to him because the bouncers were trying to herd us out and we headed to the coat check then hit the bricks. We wandered down to the hot dog stand and more mayhem ensued with forward gentlemen everywhere. There was one guy in a suit and K was like “Oooh, the guy in the suit, the guy in the suit!” so I’m like “Hellooo!” and he returns the greeting then his friend says hi and it was just fantastic and I gave another flirty “Hello!” back. What a funny night. My ego was out of control. Then we meet this guy from Manhattan in line and talked to him for a long time and I got his card to help him out with benefits for his new engineering company. I noticed a group of three hot guys walk by us but then got distracted by some guy talking to me and Kay-See was like, “Um Karrah, I just said hi to those guys for you and motioned to you”, but I was preoccupied so there was no follow through. So we’re on the sidewalk eating our dogs but all these guys were watching so I had to turn away and tell Oscar and Luis to go away until I was done…then Oscar offered to buy me another one. I turned him down but did thank him and tell him that no guy has offered to buy me a hot dog before. Then this black guy comes over and asks where we’re from and what we do then says he’s from FL and is a glazer. Of windows, not donuts. I mentioned how much I love donuts and he’s like “Well I’ve got a big black donut for you” and I slapped my knee and started laughing so hard and his friends came over and were like “Come on man. We’re so sorry” but I told them not to worry about it and that I thought it was hilarious. I mean seriously, a big black donut? Those don’t even exist! I give him an A for effort though. And offensiveness. Kay-See couldn’t even look at him she was so shocked and about to bust up. Some other guy came over and insisted that K take his picture and called her Karrah so I started calling her Karrah and saying “Come on Karrah, just take his picture. Karrah.” And he’s like “Yeah, come on Karrah!” ah. It was great. Oscar offered us a ride but we decided to catch a cab instead. We went back to Queen Anne and drove back to K’s gabbing the entire way and laughing hysterically. On my way home I texted Eric though didn’t hear anything back. But then again, it was 3 in the morning. To my delight Kay-See had uploaded all the pictures she took to flickr so I perused and laughed my ass off before going to bed. There was so much more but this is already too f-ing long.
Friday 5/18, I was so tired when I got home but I made myself go on a walk anyway…though I only did my short one. When I got home I showered and relaxed, talked to Susan then updated my blog and started falling asleep. I went to bed a little after 10.
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