Thursday 6/7, I went home after work just for a little bit before I needed to leave for Grandma's birthday dinner. I talked to Susan for a few minutes then took off to Outback. We had a nice dinner and I behaved myself, kind of, with dinner only ordering the potato soup and steamed veggies...but then picking off everyone else's plates and eating more bread than I should of. Oh well. Mom made German Chocolate cake which was decent considering I don't really care for it as a dessert. I called Kay-See on my way home to give her my status then called Chrystol and made her and Schuyler get on my profile and figure out which international lad I made out with...they guessed wrong. Which for some reason made me happy, like, I have to keep them guessing or something. I finally got off the phone and showered then got ready for my night out at Neighbours. I headed to Kay-See's so we could chat and trade stories before Neighbs. She suggested going to Dilettante for a little pre-dancing dessert, and when I exhibited a bit of apprehension she quickly declared we would be sharing so the caloric intake wouldn't be so great. Yay! I could totally handle that. So we loaded up and set out and got seated at like the coldest table in the universe, but the Chocolate Rendezvous def. made up for it. I finished telling her about Guy then she severely showed me up in the story department with her tales of adventures in my absence. All I could say was "Are you kidding me? My story sucks compared to yours!" We headed to Neighbours and had some trouble finding parking then Susan found us like a good little stalker and we walked over together. There were quite a few people there already so we checked our coats, checked out Ass Crack dancing in one of the cages as a new go-go boy and hit the dance floor. This one guy was all over the place and kept dancing with himself in the mirror, weeeeird. Teal and Darren were there and Teal came over and said it was his birthday in 15 minutes and said he liked my hair. I quickly spotted a hot blonde guy and kind of made eye contact with him all night but couldn't figure out his deal. We danced, danced, danced and had a string of songs Kay-See even liked. Chris, Derek's friend, kept coming over and talking to me and putting his hand on my back but it's ok I guess, because the bottom line is he's a big guy and I know if I needed him to cock block he would, and I'm all about having acquaintances who fill roles like that. A WWJD (What Would Jessica Do) situation. Kay-See and I went upstairs and lo and behold my blonde bf was up there and though Kay-See gave him an easy opportunity to come talk to me, he didn't take the bait. Then the one busser who's always making inappropriate comments to us came up to me and was like "Have you talked to the police in the last two weeks?" and I'm like "No..." and he goes "Because my heart was stolen and I filed a police report" Har har har, ok, leave me alone now. K and I decided it was time to go and to go back down to find Susan but right at the bottom of the stairs were Neil and Richie! Augh, so I screamed and Richie lifted me off the ground in a massive hug then Neil was super lovey-dovey and I met Reece, Richie's new bf. I told him he looked like Neil and that was a compliment. Neil took a picture of us and was like "We're so hot, we would do bad things to each other!" and I was like "WHAT?!" and he repeated it, just to make sure I understood. Richie took a ton of pictures of us and was like "If I would have been there I would have punched that fag!" all mad like, referring to my verbally abusive gay British bf. We finally went out to dance with Neil dragging me by the hand out to the dance floor. I told him there was a cute guy there and I pointed him out and Neil's like "Come on, let's go!" and started pulling me in the direction of where he was dancing and I'm like "NOOOOO!" but was powerless, so we crash over there and it's totally obvious what's happening and Neil's like all over me dancing so it was all very odd...but needless to say, the hot blonde guy left. Oh well. We scared him off. We eventually moved back over toward the rest of the group and Neil kept talking to me but I couldn't hear him but his gropey and suggestive dancing kept me laughing non-stop. And when he grabbed my butt. Ah, good times. They decided to leave so we did too, but had to go talk to Richie at the bar, who proceeds to say something about guys and then "If I were straight I would fuck you so quickly" which, again, I was like "WHAT?!" but took it as a compliment. We did goodbyes again then I spotted Teal and said bye to him and he invited me to his birthday party then we took off for real. Walked back to the cars, drove Kay-See home and headed home to bed.

Wednesday 6/6, I went to a blind place after work to see what my options are but I'll probably end up going with Costco assuming they don't have a minimum requirement. I talked to Alishia to wish her a belated happy birthday then Eliso who told me that her school is actually IN SAMMAMISH. Crazy, so her and Jake are going to come up next weekend and we're going to go house hunting. Yay! I didn't do much at home except eat dinner and try to figure out facebook a little better. Talked to Susan for a little bit about this new show Hidden Palms or something that has both Oliver and Zak from OC on it. Plus it has the creepy bf of Miranda in Stealing Beauty. I read a little and went to bed a bit after 10.

Tuesday 6/5, I woke up even earlier than Monday, 5:30, so I finally got out of bed at 6, took my time getting ready and decided to go into work an hour early. After work I hit the bank to exchange the 50P I had left over from London back into dollars then went home and did some cleaning and such before Susan came over to hang out. When she got there I threw a veggie pizza into the oven and made a salad for myself then we put on episode 6 of season 4 of The OC and laughed our asses off as we ate the most delicious pizza you can find for $3. Or probably $5 for that matter. After we finished we took off for Costco where Susan thoroughly behaved herself and I did not. I got the first two seasons of Arrested Development because they were cheap, the new Wilco, some apples and the new Martha Stewart. I saw two teenage boys who were so hot, one looked like Neil, and I'm wondering if they were twins...I was all "Mama like!" and Susan said I was probably old enough to actually be their mother. Seriously hot. When we were in the checkout line Tobias, our checker, was being flirty and making some jokes that were over our heads. I need to hit Costco more often because there are some seriously hot guys working there...which then prompted Susan to declare that her goal is to get me laid. I appreciate her enthusiasm in helping me out, but it's not like I haven't been trying to "git er done" for several months now. Maybe she's got a few tricks up her sleeve that I don't know about. Back at home we had some strawberries and watched another OC which I hadn't seen before because it aired when we had the blackout and the tivo went out. It was a good one too. When it was over Susan left with her apples and I did a little investigating online and registered for facebook but can't quite grasp the concept yet. I read a little bit then went to bed by 10:30.

Monday 6/4, I managed to make it through a whole day of work despite barely 4 hours of sleep. I grocery shopped on my way home then did laundry, cleaned, and updated this thing before making my dinner. For my first course I had a good size salad with tomato, carrots and strawberries. Second course went a little something like this: 2 egg omelet with fresh pan fried squash and onion with cheddar and swiss cheese with a slice of wheat toast. Lastly I had my favorite balsamic and brown sugar soaked strawberries with vanilla yogurt. On the way to my summer body! I talked to Susan on the phone for a long time catching up and telling stories all while uploading pictures to flickr. I finished a little after 11 and was shocked I hadn't fallen asleep at like 8, but whatever. Read a bit of Blind Assassin and went to bed.