Sunday 7/8, I got up at 8:30, ate some breakfast, got ready for the hike and started cleaning when Kay-See arrived. I presented her with the beef jerky as a peace offering and she gladly accepted. We made bagel sandwiches then hit the road. Parking was tricky and I totally scratched the paint off my bumper by backing into the fence. Whoops. We did some stretching and admiring of a shirtless guy with a nice upper body nearby. I looked at the time (9:45) and we took off up Little Si, busting ass because K was leading. I was a sweaty, tired mess but it felt great to really get a workout and we talked the entire way up, pausing when passing families in order to not subject them to our inappropriate conversation. We made it up in less than an hour and rewarded ourselves with bagel sandwiches and took off pretty quickly to the bottom and discussed the boy survey we’re going to put together and it may just make us rich. Like, buy neighboring islands and chateaus in France rich. We drove back home with the windows down and it was absolutely beautiful outside. She took off fairly quickly when we returned and I decided to eat some chips and salsa and cancel out any good I had just done to my body. I did a little cleaning then started getting texts from N and decided to hop in the shower to clean up and talked to him and made plans to head into Seattle. When I pulled up he was working on his car but it didn’t want to start, so we jumped it, but not the way you’re supposed to because that didn’t work, so he let it run and I asked Dad what the best things to do were so we started driving around and he dropped me at an open house that was cool, but needed a little upgrading for the price tag. After we parked and turned the car off and tried to restart it, it wouldn’t start so he jumped in the shower and I called Dad back who gave me all sorts of advice then attempted to not pry but wanted the bottom line of who N was. It was cute. I told N I would drive him down to the U-District to drop off an old battery and see what the problem was with the current new one, so we drove down to Schuck’s dropped the batteries then went to Johnny Rocket’s for a milkshake and fries. I loved our waiter who was so fun and when him and the other servers and cooks did this hilarious choreographed dance N and I almost lost it. It was so weird. I recorded the guy working the lights and the dancing so at least we’ve got some proof. He said something hilarious about peacocks, in reference to guys who have little penis syndrome (guys with beater cars have big ones apparently) and it was something like “the peacock with the brightest feathers is not the peacock with the biggest penis” or something like that which had me seriously howling with laughter. We walked back to Schuck’s picked up the battery and went back to his place where he installed it and it totally got the car going in a big way. We went upstairs and N informed me that it was now “Quiet Time” which I responded to by saying that he must be a parent because that’s something only parents say. We moved over to the bed and started watching “For Your Consideration” and he fell asleep first (he’s a twitcher for sure) then I eventually did but kept waking up to catch some of the movie but was very confused. After the movie we talked more about sex and did some very fun things and he told me he doesn’t mind that I’m a tease and that he finds the fact that I’m such an avid make-out-er very unusual, but nice. We did that for a long time. He asked me if I’d peeked in his boxers while he was asleep and I told him no but that Susan had suggested it then he said that it would be really hot if I had and he caught me. I was like (skeptical face) “Reeeally?” and he confirmed which I found to be amusing. Then it was time to go so we walked down to our cars and his started again which was great and we made out down there and talked about how people were going to give us stink eye for such blatant PDAs. I talked to Susan on the way home then stopped at Mom’s for homemade macaroni and to chat with Alix then went home and started on this thing, talked to Susan again and watched special on stolen art on KCTS that was quite fascinating before hitting the sack.
Saturday 7/7, N got up first and let me sleep while he showered and got ready then I got up and we decided to go get some breakfast, after making out for a while of course. We walked up to Louisa’s and I got a blueberry scone which was like the best scone I’ve ever had and he had a bagel which definitely didn’t look as good as mine. We sat and talked for a while there so that was totally fun and we were flirting and engaging in over the top PDAs. Great! He looks at me a bit like Eric used to, but N bites his lip and “Mmmmmm”s a lot more. We walked back to his place singing Rod Stewart classics and he put some new tunes on his ipod for his trip down to Tacompton then we made out on the couch. I offered him a ride downtown so we walked to my car and he held my hand which I thought was insanely cute then dropped him at the bus stop and drove home. I called Susan and we talked for a bit then I fell asleep for 2 hours, then talked to Mom, Eliso, Lindsay, Kelly and finally Zach to firm up plans for the evening. I showered then hit the road and talked to Susan once I got to Easy Street waiting for Zach. I told her how Kelly had canceled and was really apologetic and that I told him it was ok and Susan was like “You’re the one that’s smitten, not me” which I laughed loudly at and made people on the street turn and look at me. Zach finally got there and we took off in the Rover to hit the store for wine then drove back over to where his friends’ place was and we went up. Z introduced me to Ben and um, I forget the other one’s name, but both were very nice and really funny and totally not PC. Z and I went down to this Vietnamese place and he ordered me the “Zach Special” which turned out to be super healthy and super delicious. I ate the whole thing in fact. Some weird ballet kid showed up and Zach kept calling him C3PO which made me lose my shit then they all started playing Guitar Hero and were totally cracking me up. Zach and I did a ton of talking and catching up but the most fascinating thing was the glimpse he gave me into his married world. We took a ton of hilarious pictures but he made me delete a lot of them because he thought he looked bad…I still need to download them and send them to him. We all went through our phones and read the hilarious texts Z had sent and I think the ones he sent me were by far the funniest and he totally got a kick out of them. They seriously went back to like 2004 and 2005, crazy! The ballet kid kept talking to us and cornered me at one point and telling me about his ugly shirt from Cambodia and trying to be all know it all about it and I was like, Listen dude, I know about Cambodia, don’t front. Z and Ben came and rescued me after letting me squirm for a bit. I finally took off when the 14 year old girls showed up (not really, but they looked way young) which was right about midnight. I drove home and crashed but got a hilarious text from Z about a half hour after I had fallen asleep: “K. Ur my dude. Laughed at dumb sluts that came over. U should have been here. In my undies now.” Okie dokie then.
Friday 7/6, Kay-See and I had had plans to see a movie but I was tired and wanted to see an earlier show and she was busy and wanted to see the later show so we decided to scrap it and do it some other time. Charismo asked me if I wanted to come over to his place and hang out and watch a movie with him and spend the night so I thought that sounded like a relaxing evening and packed up my things and headed over there around 9. Kay-See called me right as I was pulling out of the driveway and I told her what I was doing and she was clearly not happy. In fact I could tell she was pissed because I was hanging out with N instead of her and though I tried to justify it she wasn’t having any of it. We hung up and I felt bad, like really bad, but drove over to N’s anyway. I told him about it when I got there and he thought everything would be fine and that she loves me so that made me feel a little better. He had created a screen saver slideshow so when that came on I was like “Hey!” and he confirmed that yes, that was his daughter. He sat next to me on the couch and I was like “Dude, that’s your kid” and he was like “Tell me about it”. So yeah. Then he turned on his new joost program or whatever that basically is on demand tv, but on the internet so we went searching the music channels and found some Muse and Keane videos and though he isn’t really a fan of Keane he concluded that it was quite good to make out to. We were going strong until Sugarbabes came on then I refused to continue and he got up and changed the channel to Man vs. Wild which got us talking about all sorts of things but most interestingly, about sex and preferences and such. So that was TOTALLY fascinating. And pretty hot. We were both tired so we crawled into bed and ended up falling asleep watching MvW and at some point he must have gotten up and turned it off.
Thursday 7/5, I made plans to meet up with Kelly before Neighbours so I ate some veggies for dinner then headed to Volunteer Park to meet up. I pulled in right at 7:45 and he was sitting in his little Jeep which was pretty nice so that impressed me right off the bat, then we hugged and started walking around. We went up into the water tower first then walked the grounds of the park just talking and laughing and sat overlooking the reservoir forever because it was warm. I suggested we walk to 15th to get some dessert around 9:00 so we went to Coastal Kitchen and I LOVED our waiter. I didn’t know what to get between the sundae and the chocolate cake so I told him to pick and he was like, “I’ll bring my favorite: the chocolate cake a la mode!” and I was like “Terrific!” so Kelly and I talked, talked, talked and I found out we have more in common than I realized especially on religion and drugs. So that was kind of cool. I ate almost all my dessert and when the waiter came he said that he was impressed I ate as much as I did and I said that I was going dancing and didn’t want to be too bloated and he was like “Neighbours?” and I gave an enthusiastic confirmation and got all excited that he knew where I was going told me I would be fine. We took off and did some walking around then headed back to the cars where we talked until 10:30. I wasn’t feeling that little spark at all so I kind of kept my distance and he went in for an enthusiastic goodbye hug and I walked over to my car. He took off his hat to put his sweatshirt on (because the Jeep’s windows were out and the top was down) and I was like “OoooOOOOooooh. Mama like” but to myself of course. All that red hair? Totally hot. Then when he pulled out of the lot it was pretty hot and made me think that perhaps I should make out with him just to see. I went over to Susan’s for a while where we talked and I filled her in on “Adventures in Babysitting” and we eventually took off at 11. Parking was a cinch for once and we headed over where it was quite empty for that time of night. We went upstairs and spotted Tye who was wearing a dress and heels and totally cracking us up. We went down to dance and had a ton of fun and though there weren’t very many cute guys there so we passed the time by stalking Darren and dancing with Craig, of all people. We noticed he’d had his hair cut so when he came over I told him it looked really good then that it was hot so that put a little smirk on his face and kept him dancing by us for a long time. He left then came back and was being really hilarious air drumming and throwing his arm into the air at certain parts of songs. It had both of us in hysterics. We concluded that there must have been a severe lack of his groupies in attendance to force him into dancing with us. He picked the necklace up off my chest and asked what it was then I asked Susan if that meant he was looking at my chest. Ha. Susan screamed when she spotted Darren and it scared the shit out of me but Craig didn’t hear and we’re hoping Darren didn’t either. Teal disappeared but at least we got hugs and kisses from him when he first got there. My go-go dancing bf was skanking it up for me and I was loving every pole-grinding moment of it. Umm, it was late and after a string of good songs we decided to go home so I drove home and found that Kassie and Skylar were still there and awake laying in bed so I talked with them until 3am about how Skylar thinks Kelly would be a good lay and that Kassie thinks Skylar should listen to my tales of how Nick is good at certain things that involve me not wearing my shirt.
Saturday 7/7, N got up first and let me sleep while he showered and got ready then I got up and we decided to go get some breakfast, after making out for a while of course. We walked up to Louisa’s and I got a blueberry scone which was like the best scone I’ve ever had and he had a bagel which definitely didn’t look as good as mine. We sat and talked for a while there so that was totally fun and we were flirting and engaging in over the top PDAs. Great! He looks at me a bit like Eric used to, but N bites his lip and “Mmmmmm”s a lot more. We walked back to his place singing Rod Stewart classics and he put some new tunes on his ipod for his trip down to Tacompton then we made out on the couch. I offered him a ride downtown so we walked to my car and he held my hand which I thought was insanely cute then dropped him at the bus stop and drove home. I called Susan and we talked for a bit then I fell asleep for 2 hours, then talked to Mom, Eliso, Lindsay, Kelly and finally Zach to firm up plans for the evening. I showered then hit the road and talked to Susan once I got to Easy Street waiting for Zach. I told her how Kelly had canceled and was really apologetic and that I told him it was ok and Susan was like “You’re the one that’s smitten, not me” which I laughed loudly at and made people on the street turn and look at me. Zach finally got there and we took off in the Rover to hit the store for wine then drove back over to where his friends’ place was and we went up. Z introduced me to Ben and um, I forget the other one’s name, but both were very nice and really funny and totally not PC. Z and I went down to this Vietnamese place and he ordered me the “Zach Special” which turned out to be super healthy and super delicious. I ate the whole thing in fact. Some weird ballet kid showed up and Zach kept calling him C3PO which made me lose my shit then they all started playing Guitar Hero and were totally cracking me up. Zach and I did a ton of talking and catching up but the most fascinating thing was the glimpse he gave me into his married world. We took a ton of hilarious pictures but he made me delete a lot of them because he thought he looked bad…I still need to download them and send them to him. We all went through our phones and read the hilarious texts Z had sent and I think the ones he sent me were by far the funniest and he totally got a kick out of them. They seriously went back to like 2004 and 2005, crazy! The ballet kid kept talking to us and cornered me at one point and telling me about his ugly shirt from Cambodia and trying to be all know it all about it and I was like, Listen dude, I know about Cambodia, don’t front. Z and Ben came and rescued me after letting me squirm for a bit. I finally took off when the 14 year old girls showed up (not really, but they looked way young) which was right about midnight. I drove home and crashed but got a hilarious text from Z about a half hour after I had fallen asleep: “K. Ur my dude. Laughed at dumb sluts that came over. U should have been here. In my undies now.” Okie dokie then.
Friday 7/6, Kay-See and I had had plans to see a movie but I was tired and wanted to see an earlier show and she was busy and wanted to see the later show so we decided to scrap it and do it some other time. Charismo asked me if I wanted to come over to his place and hang out and watch a movie with him and spend the night so I thought that sounded like a relaxing evening and packed up my things and headed over there around 9. Kay-See called me right as I was pulling out of the driveway and I told her what I was doing and she was clearly not happy. In fact I could tell she was pissed because I was hanging out with N instead of her and though I tried to justify it she wasn’t having any of it. We hung up and I felt bad, like really bad, but drove over to N’s anyway. I told him about it when I got there and he thought everything would be fine and that she loves me so that made me feel a little better. He had created a screen saver slideshow so when that came on I was like “Hey!” and he confirmed that yes, that was his daughter. He sat next to me on the couch and I was like “Dude, that’s your kid” and he was like “Tell me about it”. So yeah. Then he turned on his new joost program or whatever that basically is on demand tv, but on the internet so we went searching the music channels and found some Muse and Keane videos and though he isn’t really a fan of Keane he concluded that it was quite good to make out to. We were going strong until Sugarbabes came on then I refused to continue and he got up and changed the channel to Man vs. Wild which got us talking about all sorts of things but most interestingly, about sex and preferences and such. So that was TOTALLY fascinating. And pretty hot. We were both tired so we crawled into bed and ended up falling asleep watching MvW and at some point he must have gotten up and turned it off.
Thursday 7/5, I made plans to meet up with Kelly before Neighbours so I ate some veggies for dinner then headed to Volunteer Park to meet up. I pulled in right at 7:45 and he was sitting in his little Jeep which was pretty nice so that impressed me right off the bat, then we hugged and started walking around. We went up into the water tower first then walked the grounds of the park just talking and laughing and sat overlooking the reservoir forever because it was warm. I suggested we walk to 15th to get some dessert around 9:00 so we went to Coastal Kitchen and I LOVED our waiter. I didn’t know what to get between the sundae and the chocolate cake so I told him to pick and he was like, “I’ll bring my favorite: the chocolate cake a la mode!” and I was like “Terrific!” so Kelly and I talked, talked, talked and I found out we have more in common than I realized especially on religion and drugs. So that was kind of cool. I ate almost all my dessert and when the waiter came he said that he was impressed I ate as much as I did and I said that I was going dancing and didn’t want to be too bloated and he was like “Neighbours?” and I gave an enthusiastic confirmation and got all excited that he knew where I was going told me I would be fine. We took off and did some walking around then headed back to the cars where we talked until 10:30. I wasn’t feeling that little spark at all so I kind of kept my distance and he went in for an enthusiastic goodbye hug and I walked over to my car. He took off his hat to put his sweatshirt on (because the Jeep’s windows were out and the top was down) and I was like “OoooOOOOooooh. Mama like” but to myself of course. All that red hair? Totally hot. Then when he pulled out of the lot it was pretty hot and made me think that perhaps I should make out with him just to see. I went over to Susan’s for a while where we talked and I filled her in on “Adventures in Babysitting” and we eventually took off at 11. Parking was a cinch for once and we headed over where it was quite empty for that time of night. We went upstairs and spotted Tye who was wearing a dress and heels and totally cracking us up. We went down to dance and had a ton of fun and though there weren’t very many cute guys there so we passed the time by stalking Darren and dancing with Craig, of all people. We noticed he’d had his hair cut so when he came over I told him it looked really good then that it was hot so that put a little smirk on his face and kept him dancing by us for a long time. He left then came back and was being really hilarious air drumming and throwing his arm into the air at certain parts of songs. It had both of us in hysterics. We concluded that there must have been a severe lack of his groupies in attendance to force him into dancing with us. He picked the necklace up off my chest and asked what it was then I asked Susan if that meant he was looking at my chest. Ha. Susan screamed when she spotted Darren and it scared the shit out of me but Craig didn’t hear and we’re hoping Darren didn’t either. Teal disappeared but at least we got hugs and kisses from him when he first got there. My go-go dancing bf was skanking it up for me and I was loving every pole-grinding moment of it. Umm, it was late and after a string of good songs we decided to go home so I drove home and found that Kassie and Skylar were still there and awake laying in bed so I talked with them until 3am about how Skylar thinks Kelly would be a good lay and that Kassie thinks Skylar should listen to my tales of how Nick is good at certain things that involve me not wearing my shirt.
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