Texts
I am stealing this idea from another blogger I love.
Below find the texts that are in my phone:
Oh well, me either, obviously. On to bigger and better things than these horny tricks, I see my homey and some suckas all in his mix.
1 for the money, 2 for the bitches, 3 to get ready, and 4 to hit the switches in my Chevy, 6-4 ride to be exact, with bitches on my side and bitches on my back.
Dude, I just want to tell you that my cd had a pube on it. Mine, yours, or mystery pube?
Yo special K. If U wan go take a ride w me- smoke L’s in the back of the Benz E oh why do I feel this way? Must be da $$$! From a dewd with a tude. Word up.
Sorry, I have a girl friend. You were cute though!
wanna come over
Karrah, just your sweet self makes me feel better. I REALLY appreciate your friendship!
Just caught a taxi. Wish you were here!!!
Prepare to be fondled, then! Intellectually speaking…mostly.
And I was all ‘Amused’ or ‘BEmused?’ and then you were all ‘It’s cool, actually I think you’re the raddest’ and I was all ‘Swoon’
A DELIGHT. Confused? You’re much too smart.
Ooooh…carissssmmmo…
Yeah, she made me carry her freakin harp down the stairs to the UW music building basement when she was clearly big and strong enough to do it herself!
I hate you.
I can get mine in a big black truck – u can get yours in a 6-4. Dude what night ru kickin it? Saturday or Sunday?
Ksh. Roger. Enjoy Transformers, robo-tart. Over. Ksh.
The only thing that concerns me is whatcha gonna do with all that junk. All that junk inside that trunk.
I LOVE THAT SONG AND WANT IT INSIDE OF ME.
I want to steal second base forever, you hunk lover.
Loving sisterly kisses still look hot.
Noooo! I forgot the cornbread!!!
Post raft club. Take me.
Both Craig and Max asked where you were last night. Max said to tell you he misses you. I wish that was a joke. Call for details!
We haven’t bumped lips in an age. But will have a real date to celebrate, yes?
Mwuah.
Possibly. Griffo says WHAT UP
As predicted last night was the hotness. Rowr.
Guess who’s on the cover of The Stranger?
You girls here?
Like a sloth.
Nailed it!
Your combination of beauty and smarts is a delight.
Below find the texts that are in my phone:
Oh well, me either, obviously. On to bigger and better things than these horny tricks, I see my homey and some suckas all in his mix.
1 for the money, 2 for the bitches, 3 to get ready, and 4 to hit the switches in my Chevy, 6-4 ride to be exact, with bitches on my side and bitches on my back.
Dude, I just want to tell you that my cd had a pube on it. Mine, yours, or mystery pube?
Yo special K. If U wan go take a ride w me- smoke L’s in the back of the Benz E oh why do I feel this way? Must be da $$$! From a dewd with a tude. Word up.
Sorry, I have a girl friend. You were cute though!
wanna come over
Karrah, just your sweet self makes me feel better. I REALLY appreciate your friendship!
Just caught a taxi. Wish you were here!!!
Prepare to be fondled, then! Intellectually speaking…mostly.
And I was all ‘Amused’ or ‘BEmused?’ and then you were all ‘It’s cool, actually I think you’re the raddest’ and I was all ‘Swoon’
A DELIGHT. Confused? You’re much too smart.
Ooooh…carissssmmmo…
Yeah, she made me carry her freakin harp down the stairs to the UW music building basement when she was clearly big and strong enough to do it herself!
I hate you.
I can get mine in a big black truck – u can get yours in a 6-4. Dude what night ru kickin it? Saturday or Sunday?
Ksh. Roger. Enjoy Transformers, robo-tart. Over. Ksh.
The only thing that concerns me is whatcha gonna do with all that junk. All that junk inside that trunk.
I LOVE THAT SONG AND WANT IT INSIDE OF ME.
I want to steal second base forever, you hunk lover.
Loving sisterly kisses still look hot.
Noooo! I forgot the cornbread!!!
Post raft club. Take me.
Both Craig and Max asked where you were last night. Max said to tell you he misses you. I wish that was a joke. Call for details!
We haven’t bumped lips in an age. But will have a real date to celebrate, yes?
Mwuah.
Possibly. Griffo says WHAT UP
As predicted last night was the hotness. Rowr.
Guess who’s on the cover of The Stranger?
You girls here?
Like a sloth.
Nailed it!
Your combination of beauty and smarts is a delight.


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