Friday 8/10, I couldn't help but start feeling very very nostalgic about last summer involving Eric and this summer's current turn of events involving Ian.
Exhibit A) Eric and I met while dancing on a Thursday, I called him out on having a gf and I thought I wouldn't see him again though I was super attracted and had a ton of fun. He showed up again the next Thursday and informed me he broke up with his gf of 4 years. We made out, dated for about 3 months, he stopped calling, we've seen each other sporadically and have made out since that time.
Exhibit B) I met Ian during a wedding and we totally clicked on the dance floor, he had a gf, I made sure he knew I knew, send flirty messages back and forth after returning home from the wedding, he writes me a message on the EXACT SAME DAY AS LAST SUMMER that Eric told me he'd broken up with his gf.
Does anyone see a pattern here except me? I meet these guys with gfs, hit it off on the dance floor and they break up with their gfs within a week. So if all goes as planned, Ian and I will date for about 3 months, have fantastic sex, he'll stop calling and a year from now we'll still be randomly talking to each other and making out once in a while. GREAT!
Anyway, back to Friday. I took off straight from work up to Jessica's Mom's house and it took me two fucking hours. Traffic suuuucked. But I made it up and found Jess tanning on the end of the dock so I got my suit on and joined her and a few minutes later Kyle came over in his boat and asked us if we wanted to cruise around, so we hopped in and he put on a great 80's station so I was totally happy and we just puttered around the lake. He's such a nice guy and for some reason we both thought he was younger, but it turns out he's older and was having a birthday party the next night for his 30th. We stopped by his place where he got us some waters and Jess jumped in the lake. We all laughed like crazy when Jess was trying to hang her towel on his "roll bar" to dry it off and I didn't even budge to help her even though it would be much easier for me since I'm like 8 inches taller. We also laughed (Jess and I) about how erect her nipples were in that bathing suit and how poor Kyle must have been struggling like crazy to not stare. I mentioned being hungry but Jess wasn't so Kyle invited me over for lasagna at his brother's. He dropped us off and we said we'd be back, I changed and went back over just as Billy showed up with some pictures to show us. Kyle had waited for me which I thought was sweet so I met his brother and the gf then we went to sit outside and he pulled the chair out and I was like "Um, is this a date or something" but it was nice. Jess and I later joked that Billy should have come out playing his guitar and Jess could have been selling roses and we couldn't even breathe we were laughing so hard. Billy would have had a mustache too. Anyway, so after dinner we had to move the cars around then we went back over to Nate's house and sat around the campfire with them. Jess insisted on sitting on one side of me and Kyle insisted on sitting on the other side so that was pretty funny. Then I burned my slipper cause it was too close to the fire. We eventually made it back over to Day's, after telling them we'd be back later that night, where we took ice cream orders and went to the Little Store and got a bunch of ice cream. Back at the ranch Day was getting the living room situated for us. We put on Maverick and ate a bunch of ice cream but I fell asleep so Jess went over to tell everyone that we weren't going to be back over then Billy came back with her and we finished watching the movie. I woke back up after that and Billy almost came all over himself when we both came out in our underwear to go to bed. He was like "Oh Jesus!" and I was like "Ain't no thang!" shit, that underwear covers more than my bathing suit does. We finally had to kick him out at like 2am and crushed him when we wouldn't let him sleep there.
Thursday 8/9, I laid around for a while after work and then started getting ready to go out and at 8:30 I texted Eric to say he should come out and wish me happy birthday and he instantly wrote back "where" so I thought he might. I was wearing my Orlando Bloom t-shirt from Jessica and took some pictures in the mirror then went over to Susan's where she took more pictures of me in my new shirt and we gabbed for a little while. We set out to Neighbours, parked, I thought I saw Moppet on a skateboard but it wasn't him. When we got inside we went upstairs and hung out until a good song came on. Moppet came and danced by us (he cut his hair), I need to go look up his name again, I have totally forgotten it, and we took more pictures. Finally Richie showed up and we took even more pictures and danced. Hm, nothing terribly exciting happened, except my outfit changing bf was there and I got a picture of him mid-change so that's good. I kept my eye out for Eric all night but he never manifested through the door. Some good songs were played so that made me happy but he also played some bizarre mixes which always pisses us off. We finally took off around 1:20 or 1:30 right after Richie did and walked to our cars. Susan stayed in her car behind me while I texted Eric because there were some sketchy guys sitting outside the church. I sent him a text saying "Thanks for coming out and wishing me happy birthday jerk" and that started a whole string of texts back and forth which included us calling each other such names as "pussyface," "dickhead," and "jerkoff" and Eric stipulating his terms in response to my request for him leaving a hand print on my ass. It was pretty funny actually and he said thank you when I called him filthy. There were much dirtier things flying back and forth but in an attempt to keep this somewhat clean, they'll just stay in my phone and with my close friends who request details. Susan, I'm looking in your direction. Ok, so then I'm home still texting with Eric and I check my myspace and Ian has sent me a message saying that he broke up with his gf earlier but made sure to clarify that I wasn't responsible. Shit man, I hope not. I feel a bit guilty because of the somewhat flirty messages we've sent back and forth, but I can't do anything now. It sounds like they had a good breakup (well as good as a breakup can be I suppose) so that's good...but now what? This is getting more interesting by the second. I finished getting ready for bed and struggled to get to sleep with two VERY different boys on my mind.
Wednesday 8/8, Got up early and went into work because I couldn't sleep and needed to make up a little bit of time anyway. Went into Seattle to look at a condo Peggy was going to make an offer on. Talked to Eliso and got some dirt on Ian and we gabbed about how fantastic her wedding was and how it truly was a magical night. As cheesy as it sounds. She also asked me about Jeff, the Sinister Minister, and I'd totally forgotten that I'd danced with him for a while and he was telling me how to be a model and to follow my dream, while I kept trying to convey to him that it wasn't my dream, Court just wanted some sassy photos of me. Hilar. That's so Richie it kills me. Anyway, it was great to talk to her and I can't wait for her to get here next week. We're going to be close again and it makes me so happy. After work Jan never called so I hung out at home and did a few things, though I've seriously been slacking so I need to pick up the pace. I went to Home Depot to add up all the things I need to redo the bathrooms and called Dad and he came over to tell me what he thought even though I didn't really ask him to or want the advice he was giving out...but he helped me straighten out some of my cabinet doors in the kitchen so that was helpful and promised to come back and do my light switches. I saw Dustin at Home Depot and totally cracked up as he looked like a complete homeboy. We said hi to each other but I was so shocked I didn't really know what to do. I talked to Susan for a while, wrote back to Ian and talked to Alishia before taking a shower and climbing into bed.
Tuesday 8/7, Jan came over and told me what he thought about my plans so they're a go and he said he would even pick the shit up for me so that's awesome. I just hung out in my room, finished uploading pictures to flickr, continued working on this as it was taking FOREVER...and I've even realized now I've forgotten some things. Finally got my energy level up to where I could do some household stuff and made some dinner. Talked to Susan, probably formulated messages to Ian and went to bed before 11.
Exhibit A) Eric and I met while dancing on a Thursday, I called him out on having a gf and I thought I wouldn't see him again though I was super attracted and had a ton of fun. He showed up again the next Thursday and informed me he broke up with his gf of 4 years. We made out, dated for about 3 months, he stopped calling, we've seen each other sporadically and have made out since that time.
Exhibit B) I met Ian during a wedding and we totally clicked on the dance floor, he had a gf, I made sure he knew I knew, send flirty messages back and forth after returning home from the wedding, he writes me a message on the EXACT SAME DAY AS LAST SUMMER that Eric told me he'd broken up with his gf.
Does anyone see a pattern here except me? I meet these guys with gfs, hit it off on the dance floor and they break up with their gfs within a week. So if all goes as planned, Ian and I will date for about 3 months, have fantastic sex, he'll stop calling and a year from now we'll still be randomly talking to each other and making out once in a while. GREAT!
Anyway, back to Friday. I took off straight from work up to Jessica's Mom's house and it took me two fucking hours. Traffic suuuucked. But I made it up and found Jess tanning on the end of the dock so I got my suit on and joined her and a few minutes later Kyle came over in his boat and asked us if we wanted to cruise around, so we hopped in and he put on a great 80's station so I was totally happy and we just puttered around the lake. He's such a nice guy and for some reason we both thought he was younger, but it turns out he's older and was having a birthday party the next night for his 30th. We stopped by his place where he got us some waters and Jess jumped in the lake. We all laughed like crazy when Jess was trying to hang her towel on his "roll bar" to dry it off and I didn't even budge to help her even though it would be much easier for me since I'm like 8 inches taller. We also laughed (Jess and I) about how erect her nipples were in that bathing suit and how poor Kyle must have been struggling like crazy to not stare. I mentioned being hungry but Jess wasn't so Kyle invited me over for lasagna at his brother's. He dropped us off and we said we'd be back, I changed and went back over just as Billy showed up with some pictures to show us. Kyle had waited for me which I thought was sweet so I met his brother and the gf then we went to sit outside and he pulled the chair out and I was like "Um, is this a date or something" but it was nice. Jess and I later joked that Billy should have come out playing his guitar and Jess could have been selling roses and we couldn't even breathe we were laughing so hard. Billy would have had a mustache too. Anyway, so after dinner we had to move the cars around then we went back over to Nate's house and sat around the campfire with them. Jess insisted on sitting on one side of me and Kyle insisted on sitting on the other side so that was pretty funny. Then I burned my slipper cause it was too close to the fire. We eventually made it back over to Day's, after telling them we'd be back later that night, where we took ice cream orders and went to the Little Store and got a bunch of ice cream. Back at the ranch Day was getting the living room situated for us. We put on Maverick and ate a bunch of ice cream but I fell asleep so Jess went over to tell everyone that we weren't going to be back over then Billy came back with her and we finished watching the movie. I woke back up after that and Billy almost came all over himself when we both came out in our underwear to go to bed. He was like "Oh Jesus!" and I was like "Ain't no thang!" shit, that underwear covers more than my bathing suit does. We finally had to kick him out at like 2am and crushed him when we wouldn't let him sleep there.
Thursday 8/9, I laid around for a while after work and then started getting ready to go out and at 8:30 I texted Eric to say he should come out and wish me happy birthday and he instantly wrote back "where" so I thought he might. I was wearing my Orlando Bloom t-shirt from Jessica and took some pictures in the mirror then went over to Susan's where she took more pictures of me in my new shirt and we gabbed for a little while. We set out to Neighbours, parked, I thought I saw Moppet on a skateboard but it wasn't him. When we got inside we went upstairs and hung out until a good song came on. Moppet came and danced by us (he cut his hair), I need to go look up his name again, I have totally forgotten it, and we took more pictures. Finally Richie showed up and we took even more pictures and danced. Hm, nothing terribly exciting happened, except my outfit changing bf was there and I got a picture of him mid-change so that's good. I kept my eye out for Eric all night but he never manifested through the door. Some good songs were played so that made me happy but he also played some bizarre mixes which always pisses us off. We finally took off around 1:20 or 1:30 right after Richie did and walked to our cars. Susan stayed in her car behind me while I texted Eric because there were some sketchy guys sitting outside the church. I sent him a text saying "Thanks for coming out and wishing me happy birthday jerk" and that started a whole string of texts back and forth which included us calling each other such names as "pussyface," "dickhead," and "jerkoff" and Eric stipulating his terms in response to my request for him leaving a hand print on my ass. It was pretty funny actually and he said thank you when I called him filthy. There were much dirtier things flying back and forth but in an attempt to keep this somewhat clean, they'll just stay in my phone and with my close friends who request details. Susan, I'm looking in your direction. Ok, so then I'm home still texting with Eric and I check my myspace and Ian has sent me a message saying that he broke up with his gf earlier but made sure to clarify that I wasn't responsible. Shit man, I hope not. I feel a bit guilty because of the somewhat flirty messages we've sent back and forth, but I can't do anything now. It sounds like they had a good breakup (well as good as a breakup can be I suppose) so that's good...but now what? This is getting more interesting by the second. I finished getting ready for bed and struggled to get to sleep with two VERY different boys on my mind.
Wednesday 8/8, Got up early and went into work because I couldn't sleep and needed to make up a little bit of time anyway. Went into Seattle to look at a condo Peggy was going to make an offer on. Talked to Eliso and got some dirt on Ian and we gabbed about how fantastic her wedding was and how it truly was a magical night. As cheesy as it sounds. She also asked me about Jeff, the Sinister Minister, and I'd totally forgotten that I'd danced with him for a while and he was telling me how to be a model and to follow my dream, while I kept trying to convey to him that it wasn't my dream, Court just wanted some sassy photos of me. Hilar. That's so Richie it kills me. Anyway, it was great to talk to her and I can't wait for her to get here next week. We're going to be close again and it makes me so happy. After work Jan never called so I hung out at home and did a few things, though I've seriously been slacking so I need to pick up the pace. I went to Home Depot to add up all the things I need to redo the bathrooms and called Dad and he came over to tell me what he thought even though I didn't really ask him to or want the advice he was giving out...but he helped me straighten out some of my cabinet doors in the kitchen so that was helpful and promised to come back and do my light switches. I saw Dustin at Home Depot and totally cracked up as he looked like a complete homeboy. We said hi to each other but I was so shocked I didn't really know what to do. I talked to Susan for a while, wrote back to Ian and talked to Alishia before taking a shower and climbing into bed.
Tuesday 8/7, Jan came over and told me what he thought about my plans so they're a go and he said he would even pick the shit up for me so that's awesome. I just hung out in my room, finished uploading pictures to flickr, continued working on this as it was taking FOREVER...and I've even realized now I've forgotten some things. Finally got my energy level up to where I could do some household stuff and made some dinner. Talked to Susan, probably formulated messages to Ian and went to bed before 11.
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