Monday 7/7, I woke up to Eric kissing me all over again, like usual, but I was tired so I kept trying to sleep. He wakes up so early and was just laying there for a long time but finally left around 6 maybe. I went back to sleep. After work I picked up my rx and headed to Albertson's for grocery shopping. On the way home I texted Eric "Anal Prelude" because it made me laugh. I cleaned up my house and unpacked and did some laundry. I made a huge salad for dinner then some scrambled eggs to use up some stuff in my fridge. I talked to Susan for a while and tried to update this and upload pictures to flickr then watched Bachelorette and was semi glad she picked Jesse. I talked to Eric in the middle of it and he filled me in on his stressful and long day. Went to bed around 11.
Sunday 7/6, Eric got up early and went down on the deck, then Schuyler then I saw Sos out there and the three of us girls slept a while longer and finally I got up and joined the others on the deck. The baby's head was emerging and it looked disgusting. We sat and talked and tried to sit in the sun because it was pretty chilly. The time was 8:38 so I know Eric had to have gotten up super early. I ate some animal crackers and everyone just snacked. Finally the other two girls got up and the cleaning up started in between socializing. We had everything picked up and cleaned better than when we'd arrived and out of there around 10:30. K was hungry but decided she could wait until Zeke's so we talked and listened to JT to keep ourselves occupied until it was time for lunch. We tried Ky but no answer. Sos and Jake must've stopped too because on 522 they were right next to us driving and we kept up with them all the way back to Bellevue. K took off right when we got back and Eric and I laid on my bed and made out a little and talked about the weekend then K called to say she was locked out so we drove to the park and ride and met her to give her her spare set of keys then back to my house to lay around some more. We talked a lot and eventually fell asleep. Eric woke me up and I thought I was still in Plain and was wondering which day it was. We laid and talked about how “old school” Dad is then made out like crazy and got each other all riled up and got all naked and rubbed all over each other then eventually I talked him into going downstairs and watching some SatC. We watched the pilot and the up the butt one then I decided to make salty chicken and rice for dinner so I got that going as we talked in the kitchen. He said he wouldn’t mind watching another one so he got it going and I alternated between watching and checking on the food. We watched more as we ate dinner and eventually finished off the entire first disc. We laid talking for a long time and I was becoming increasingly tired and it was hard for me to keep my eyes open until the topic turned to weird sex stuff and we laughed a whole lot when I asked if he liked to have sex with fruit boots on, aka roller blades. We went upstairs and got into bed after showers and it was 11 and we went at it again and were done in record time: 40 minutes. I was doubly pleasured and we went to bed by midnight.
Saturday 7/5, We all started stirring around the same time and I was shocked Eric was still sleeping. It took some of us a while to get up but eventually we were all out on the deck talking and enjoying the sun. Us girls went for a walk and took Anu and talked about marriage and kids and Sos' secret talk with Schuyler the night before. Some dog came and licked Anu's butt a whole bunch and we eventually turned around because the mosquitoes were so bad. I slapped a bunch of the ones that kept landing on K's ass and legs. We sat on the deck some more and ended up doing that for most of the day. Around 11 I asked if anyone wanted to go to the Farmer's Market at the hardware store. Me, Eric, Kay-See and Jake went but didn't get anything at the market because it was just a picnic table with like 5 veggies on it so we went next door and got some snacks (sea salt chips, guac chips, yogurt). Back at the ranch Eric made some delicious guac and we all chowed down. The sun disappeared and the rain started a little so we made a mad dash to get everything out of the rain and into the garage and of course by the time we did that the rain stopped. K, Eric and I were up on the air mattresses talking and Eric fell asleep. K and I decided to go get ice cream so we snuck out to not wake up Eric and asked Chrystol if she wanted to come but she didn't so K and I set out alone. We parked by the bridge and checked out how high the river was. Snapped a picture and headed on our way talking and on the main road two kids rode by us and the one was clearly checking us out. We thought. The other one turned around and came back and asked us if we were 18 and when I asked why he asked us if we could buy them "swishers" and I told him I didn't even know what those were and he said they were like cigars and I was like "No, don't put that shit in your body" and he was like (a little pitifully) "No they're not for you, for us" and I reiterated, "Don't put that shit in your body. Sorry" and he rode off and I'm sure called me a bitch. The Meat Wagon was in full tilt but we cruised right by in pursuit of ice cream. The line inside was crazy but we waited it out and both got mint chocolate chip and sat out in front of the grocery. One woman walked by with her toddler twins and one was wearing clear plastic heels that must've been Cinderella inspired and I couldn't stop laughing because of how she was walking in them. I made K look when they came back out and then she couldn't stop laughing. Some woman asked another if her son was "floatin" that day and we laughed at that too. Then a Slim Shady type pulled up in his blue Cadillac and his Mom hopped in the backseat. The Plain Grocery pulled through again. We headed back and had multiple people waving at us. We talked about my conversation with Gary about having relationships and friendships that make you a better person and make you want to be a better person so that was interesting. Hopped in the car and headed back and Eric had just gotten up and Sos and Jake had just returned from the grocery store. Eric started getting the fire going but the bugs were bad so I went up into the loft and read my wedding mag for a while then Chrystol came up and we talked about Eric and his issues and all that and she was erring on the side of not being concerned. Then K came up and joined in and everyone started calling to us to come down so we finished up our convo and went down. The boys started throwing rocks hitting the trees down by the river and Eric wowed everyone with his aim and range and they all asked him the same question I asked on our hike a few weeks back "Why are you not playing for the Mariners?!" Chrystol threw the ball for Anu and K cut up veggies and we all tried to avoid the bugs and I got out the outdoor bug spray but it did little to quell the bastards. That was fun then everyone wanted to play badminton so we went down and I was in charge of Duke after Linda brought over more racquets. The boys won but the girls gave them a run for their money. We realized we didn't have enough chocolate bars for s’mores so Eric and I jumped in my car and took off because it was 7:45 and I was pretty sure the store closed at 8. We got there and bought two bars and barely had enough to cover it and walked out at 7:58. I called Dad and gave him the run down then headed back to camp. Everyone had eaten by the time we got back but they'd left us a few dogs so we scarfed and I made Eric show me his mouth before another bite. They all wanted to play another game but I stayed up to have some s'mores but before I could the sprinklers came on and the game was called off. Everyone came back over and I watched Sos eat like 12 s'mores. We sat around and talked for a while but I decided I wanted to turn in early and K did too so we went up and got ready for bed and put on Just Married and soon the other three joined us and Eric groaned about the movie selection (justifiably). We pretty much finished it but I fell asleep right at the end and he asked me to turn it off then we all started giggling because of how Schuyler was sighing and we couldn't stop. It was really funny.
Friday 7/4, Eric woke up early and was down playing with the neighbor dogs and reading and making tea with his little stove and exploring down by the river. At one point I asked him what time it was and he told me not to worry about it and to go back to sleep. Eventually K and I got up and started in on the muffins and had some girl talk. We eventually got up and dressed, in swimsuits of course, and headed outside. We brought down the magazines, towels and some snacks and dragged some cushions and chairs out to the deck. We laid for a little bit and talked and laughed then decided we wanted to go into Plain to check out the goods at the hardware store. We drove in and Kay-See and I ooh-ed and ahh-ed at all the cute trinkets and jewelry and both settled on matching silver necklaces with the letter K on a little silver pendant. We said they are for each other. I also got some cute robin’s egg blue bird shaped salt and pepper shakers and a bracelet comprised of little silver circles. We headed back to the property and laid out some more and waited for the rest of the crew to arrive. More snacking then Sos and Jake showed up with the dogs. We showed them around and sat talking until Eric called Schuyler to find out where they were and they were just leaving so we sat for a while longer snacking and finally decided to go to Plain for some ice cream. We instantly noticed the “Meat Wagon” parked outside the hardware store and I squealed with delight at the prospect of grilled meat. As we were waiting (forever) this shifty guy was hovering around and acting really squirrelly. Finally I was up and got a dog and shared with K while Sos and Jake checked out the Plain stores and Eric got ice cream. We made quick work of the dog then got some ice cream as well; moose tracks for me. We all downed our ice cream and took our time driving back looking at the houses and pointing out our favorites. I think more relaxing and reading and talking and eventually Chrystol and Schuyler arrived. More talking and hanging out and deciding what to do for dinner. Chrystol and Schuyler gave me some egg that when submerged for days on end apparently hatches into a baby. We drove into Leavenworth in separate cars with Chrystol and Schuyler following. We passed a whole gaggle of turkeys on the side of the road in Plain. We parked and walked over to Gustav's and waited for a roof top table. While we were waiting some couple came down the stairs saying how bad it was and we all thought they were kidding but they weren't and I thought them to be extremely ridiculous. Our table was called so we went up and apparently the people's food was ready and sitting there but they'd just left in a huff so no food for them. We had a great table at the furthest spot on the deck and the sun was just barely in the sky and mountains all around us. We perused the menu, put our orders in and talked. Our food was out in no time and Kay-See and I shared the fish and chips and we ordered an extra basket of onion rings. We ate it all. A bunch of people wanted to hike the mountain behind Morey's so I said I would go over and ask him that night but luckily on our way out I noticed him on his usual stool at the bar. I went over and introduced Eric and hew as like "What is this? The 20th guy you've brought over?" and I confirmed. I asked him about hiking and he told me a story about bears and cougars in the area and we could take his gun if we wanted then told him Mom and Dad's plans and eventually said bye and went out to find the others. They were perusing the stores and we got psychedelic to an instrumental version of a Doors' song. We all went into the candy store and K bought some Zots and I forgot about those suckers and they're good! We continued walking and K and I went ahead to check out Pavz and the little shop next door. When we came out Chrystol had cotton candy and shared with all of us and we took some pictures as we made our way back to the old time photo shop. I was so excited and some other people too but Jake refused. We took a flyer anyway. Eric thought it would be a good idea for the boys to dress up as women and vice versa. We went to Safeway for s’more supplies then back to the ranch and playing a game Jake taught us. Any RV or trailer you see, put "anal" in front of the name, not the manufacturer, but the model name. Some of our favorites: Anal Pioneer, Anal Presidential, Anal Apache. Luckily there are a ton of RVs out there so we were howling all the way home. Eric got the fire going as some of us hung in the loft reading magazines and talking. Finally we were all around the fire roasting marshmallows and making s’mores and talking about why I don't want kids and how I don't want to be a god parent either and they gave me some scenarios that scared the shit out of me. K went to bed and I stayed a bit longer but eventually said goodnight to everyone as well and headed up. Sos and Jake were tenting it and not too much later Schuyler, Eric and Chrystol made their way up and into bed. Eric fell asleep within minutes and I cursed him.
Sunday 7/6, Eric got up early and went down on the deck, then Schuyler then I saw Sos out there and the three of us girls slept a while longer and finally I got up and joined the others on the deck. The baby's head was emerging and it looked disgusting. We sat and talked and tried to sit in the sun because it was pretty chilly. The time was 8:38 so I know Eric had to have gotten up super early. I ate some animal crackers and everyone just snacked. Finally the other two girls got up and the cleaning up started in between socializing. We had everything picked up and cleaned better than when we'd arrived and out of there around 10:30. K was hungry but decided she could wait until Zeke's so we talked and listened to JT to keep ourselves occupied until it was time for lunch. We tried Ky but no answer. Sos and Jake must've stopped too because on 522 they were right next to us driving and we kept up with them all the way back to Bellevue. K took off right when we got back and Eric and I laid on my bed and made out a little and talked about the weekend then K called to say she was locked out so we drove to the park and ride and met her to give her her spare set of keys then back to my house to lay around some more. We talked a lot and eventually fell asleep. Eric woke me up and I thought I was still in Plain and was wondering which day it was. We laid and talked about how “old school” Dad is then made out like crazy and got each other all riled up and got all naked and rubbed all over each other then eventually I talked him into going downstairs and watching some SatC. We watched the pilot and the up the butt one then I decided to make salty chicken and rice for dinner so I got that going as we talked in the kitchen. He said he wouldn’t mind watching another one so he got it going and I alternated between watching and checking on the food. We watched more as we ate dinner and eventually finished off the entire first disc. We laid talking for a long time and I was becoming increasingly tired and it was hard for me to keep my eyes open until the topic turned to weird sex stuff and we laughed a whole lot when I asked if he liked to have sex with fruit boots on, aka roller blades. We went upstairs and got into bed after showers and it was 11 and we went at it again and were done in record time: 40 minutes. I was doubly pleasured and we went to bed by midnight.
Saturday 7/5, We all started stirring around the same time and I was shocked Eric was still sleeping. It took some of us a while to get up but eventually we were all out on the deck talking and enjoying the sun. Us girls went for a walk and took Anu and talked about marriage and kids and Sos' secret talk with Schuyler the night before. Some dog came and licked Anu's butt a whole bunch and we eventually turned around because the mosquitoes were so bad. I slapped a bunch of the ones that kept landing on K's ass and legs. We sat on the deck some more and ended up doing that for most of the day. Around 11 I asked if anyone wanted to go to the Farmer's Market at the hardware store. Me, Eric, Kay-See and Jake went but didn't get anything at the market because it was just a picnic table with like 5 veggies on it so we went next door and got some snacks (sea salt chips, guac chips, yogurt). Back at the ranch Eric made some delicious guac and we all chowed down. The sun disappeared and the rain started a little so we made a mad dash to get everything out of the rain and into the garage and of course by the time we did that the rain stopped. K, Eric and I were up on the air mattresses talking and Eric fell asleep. K and I decided to go get ice cream so we snuck out to not wake up Eric and asked Chrystol if she wanted to come but she didn't so K and I set out alone. We parked by the bridge and checked out how high the river was. Snapped a picture and headed on our way talking and on the main road two kids rode by us and the one was clearly checking us out. We thought. The other one turned around and came back and asked us if we were 18 and when I asked why he asked us if we could buy them "swishers" and I told him I didn't even know what those were and he said they were like cigars and I was like "No, don't put that shit in your body" and he was like (a little pitifully) "No they're not for you, for us" and I reiterated, "Don't put that shit in your body. Sorry" and he rode off and I'm sure called me a bitch. The Meat Wagon was in full tilt but we cruised right by in pursuit of ice cream. The line inside was crazy but we waited it out and both got mint chocolate chip and sat out in front of the grocery. One woman walked by with her toddler twins and one was wearing clear plastic heels that must've been Cinderella inspired and I couldn't stop laughing because of how she was walking in them. I made K look when they came back out and then she couldn't stop laughing. Some woman asked another if her son was "floatin" that day and we laughed at that too. Then a Slim Shady type pulled up in his blue Cadillac and his Mom hopped in the backseat. The Plain Grocery pulled through again. We headed back and had multiple people waving at us. We talked about my conversation with Gary about having relationships and friendships that make you a better person and make you want to be a better person so that was interesting. Hopped in the car and headed back and Eric had just gotten up and Sos and Jake had just returned from the grocery store. Eric started getting the fire going but the bugs were bad so I went up into the loft and read my wedding mag for a while then Chrystol came up and we talked about Eric and his issues and all that and she was erring on the side of not being concerned. Then K came up and joined in and everyone started calling to us to come down so we finished up our convo and went down. The boys started throwing rocks hitting the trees down by the river and Eric wowed everyone with his aim and range and they all asked him the same question I asked on our hike a few weeks back "Why are you not playing for the Mariners?!" Chrystol threw the ball for Anu and K cut up veggies and we all tried to avoid the bugs and I got out the outdoor bug spray but it did little to quell the bastards. That was fun then everyone wanted to play badminton so we went down and I was in charge of Duke after Linda brought over more racquets. The boys won but the girls gave them a run for their money. We realized we didn't have enough chocolate bars for s’mores so Eric and I jumped in my car and took off because it was 7:45 and I was pretty sure the store closed at 8. We got there and bought two bars and barely had enough to cover it and walked out at 7:58. I called Dad and gave him the run down then headed back to camp. Everyone had eaten by the time we got back but they'd left us a few dogs so we scarfed and I made Eric show me his mouth before another bite. They all wanted to play another game but I stayed up to have some s'mores but before I could the sprinklers came on and the game was called off. Everyone came back over and I watched Sos eat like 12 s'mores. We sat around and talked for a while but I decided I wanted to turn in early and K did too so we went up and got ready for bed and put on Just Married and soon the other three joined us and Eric groaned about the movie selection (justifiably). We pretty much finished it but I fell asleep right at the end and he asked me to turn it off then we all started giggling because of how Schuyler was sighing and we couldn't stop. It was really funny.
Friday 7/4, Eric woke up early and was down playing with the neighbor dogs and reading and making tea with his little stove and exploring down by the river. At one point I asked him what time it was and he told me not to worry about it and to go back to sleep. Eventually K and I got up and started in on the muffins and had some girl talk. We eventually got up and dressed, in swimsuits of course, and headed outside. We brought down the magazines, towels and some snacks and dragged some cushions and chairs out to the deck. We laid for a little bit and talked and laughed then decided we wanted to go into Plain to check out the goods at the hardware store. We drove in and Kay-See and I ooh-ed and ahh-ed at all the cute trinkets and jewelry and both settled on matching silver necklaces with the letter K on a little silver pendant. We said they are for each other. I also got some cute robin’s egg blue bird shaped salt and pepper shakers and a bracelet comprised of little silver circles. We headed back to the property and laid out some more and waited for the rest of the crew to arrive. More snacking then Sos and Jake showed up with the dogs. We showed them around and sat talking until Eric called Schuyler to find out where they were and they were just leaving so we sat for a while longer snacking and finally decided to go to Plain for some ice cream. We instantly noticed the “Meat Wagon” parked outside the hardware store and I squealed with delight at the prospect of grilled meat. As we were waiting (forever) this shifty guy was hovering around and acting really squirrelly. Finally I was up and got a dog and shared with K while Sos and Jake checked out the Plain stores and Eric got ice cream. We made quick work of the dog then got some ice cream as well; moose tracks for me. We all downed our ice cream and took our time driving back looking at the houses and pointing out our favorites. I think more relaxing and reading and talking and eventually Chrystol and Schuyler arrived. More talking and hanging out and deciding what to do for dinner. Chrystol and Schuyler gave me some egg that when submerged for days on end apparently hatches into a baby. We drove into Leavenworth in separate cars with Chrystol and Schuyler following. We passed a whole gaggle of turkeys on the side of the road in Plain. We parked and walked over to Gustav's and waited for a roof top table. While we were waiting some couple came down the stairs saying how bad it was and we all thought they were kidding but they weren't and I thought them to be extremely ridiculous. Our table was called so we went up and apparently the people's food was ready and sitting there but they'd just left in a huff so no food for them. We had a great table at the furthest spot on the deck and the sun was just barely in the sky and mountains all around us. We perused the menu, put our orders in and talked. Our food was out in no time and Kay-See and I shared the fish and chips and we ordered an extra basket of onion rings. We ate it all. A bunch of people wanted to hike the mountain behind Morey's so I said I would go over and ask him that night but luckily on our way out I noticed him on his usual stool at the bar. I went over and introduced Eric and hew as like "What is this? The 20th guy you've brought over?" and I confirmed. I asked him about hiking and he told me a story about bears and cougars in the area and we could take his gun if we wanted then told him Mom and Dad's plans and eventually said bye and went out to find the others. They were perusing the stores and we got psychedelic to an instrumental version of a Doors' song. We all went into the candy store and K bought some Zots and I forgot about those suckers and they're good! We continued walking and K and I went ahead to check out Pavz and the little shop next door. When we came out Chrystol had cotton candy and shared with all of us and we took some pictures as we made our way back to the old time photo shop. I was so excited and some other people too but Jake refused. We took a flyer anyway. Eric thought it would be a good idea for the boys to dress up as women and vice versa. We went to Safeway for s’more supplies then back to the ranch and playing a game Jake taught us. Any RV or trailer you see, put "anal" in front of the name, not the manufacturer, but the model name. Some of our favorites: Anal Pioneer, Anal Presidential, Anal Apache. Luckily there are a ton of RVs out there so we were howling all the way home. Eric got the fire going as some of us hung in the loft reading magazines and talking. Finally we were all around the fire roasting marshmallows and making s’mores and talking about why I don't want kids and how I don't want to be a god parent either and they gave me some scenarios that scared the shit out of me. K went to bed and I stayed a bit longer but eventually said goodnight to everyone as well and headed up. Sos and Jake were tenting it and not too much later Schuyler, Eric and Chrystol made their way up and into bed. Eric fell asleep within minutes and I cursed him.
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